| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Gross Richard | Mad Bommaz | 1 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
8 | Larry the Loser | Gnome | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, n |
10 | Terry the Scared | Gnome | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Ron the Hider | Gnome | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Horrible Tom | Mad Bommaz | 21 | 8 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | m, n |
4 | Gruesome Harry | Mad Bommaz | 1 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
6 | Robert the Tame | Gnome | 22 | 22 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Diving Tackle | n, -st |
5 | William the Mild | Gnome | 25 | 34 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Diving Tackle, +AG | n |
4 | Samuel the Meek | Gnome | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Quincy the Dazed | Gnome | 12 | 12 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Nick the Idiot | Gnome | 19 | 13 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, n, m, n |
8 | Ralph the Wimp | Gnome | 27 | 12 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Anthony the Quiet | Gnome | 19 | 29 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Diving Tackle | n, d |
2 | Mad George | Squig Slayer | 29 | 77 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, +AG, Multiple Block, Dodge, Piling On | n, -st, m |
1 | Crazy Harry | Squig Slayer | 25 | 58 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Multiple Block, Pro, +MA | n, n |