| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Waste of Moolah | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Extreme Stylist | Looney | 4 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, +ST | d |
16 | Total waste of Cash | Fanatic | 2 | 17 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Mature | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
8 | I hurt more than i help | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | We just keep dying | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Rubarbe | Goblin | 5 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Cheeze stuffing | Goblin | 11 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Powersnap | Goblin | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | -ag |
11 | Ricos Spectaculos | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Spring on a string | Pogo Stick | 13 | 32 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Catch, Sprint | -ma, d |
3 | Carnage at the picnic | Kicker | 3 | 1 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Free samples | Looney | 10 | 4 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |