| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Helmet | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | LongJohns | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Boxing Gloves 3 | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Boxing Glves 2 | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Ninja Suit | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Boxing Gloves | Carver | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n, d |
8 | Kecks | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
5 | Stiletto 2 | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Toga | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Granny Pants | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Texan Tie | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Bow Tie | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Ear Muff's | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Laces | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Sneakers | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
3 | Pantaloons | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block | d |
13 | Bracers | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Fan | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Balaclava | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Tie | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Sneakers | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Thong | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Bra | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Boots | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
12 | Rag | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -ma |
11 | Gloves | Carver | 23 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | Skirt | Chaos Halfling | 30 | 80 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Block, Claw, Catch, Side Step | -av, d |
8 | Stiletto's | Chaos Halfling | 19 | 38 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Catch, Sprint | n, m, -st |
7 | Shirt | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
6 | Jacket | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Trousers | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
3 | Kilt | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |