| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Crazy Chicken IV | Pump Wagon | 2 | 4 | Ball & Chain | d |
4 | Crazy Chicken III | Pump Wagon | 2 | 5 | Ball & Chain | d |
4 | Crazy Chicken II | Pump Wagon | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain | d |
8 | Del Taco | Snotling Mob | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Ronald | Snotling Mob | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Jack | Snotling Mob | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
12 | Weinersnitzel | Snotling Mob | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, n |
10 | Papa John | Snotling Mob | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, m, n |
9 | Carl Jr. | Snotling Mob | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
8 | Arby | Snotling Mob | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Bojangle | Spore Flinger | 14 | 28 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, +AG, Block | d |
6 | Fuddrucker | Spore Flinger | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger | m, n |
4 | Crazy Chicken | Pump Wagon | 7 | 21 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |