| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Lollerskates | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | One Turner Madness | Gnome | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Book of Nod | Gnome | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Joke Joint Jezebel | Mad Bommaz | 3 | 2 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
10 | Oops.. I Tripped | Gnome | 11 | 18 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
2 | Cripples Unite | Gnome | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | The Shadow Knows | Squig Slayer | 19 | 44 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Multiple Block, +AG | d |
7 | FatherShadow | Squig Slayer | 14 | 34 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Multiple Block, Kick | d |
1 | Elfballers | Mad Bommaz | 4 | 0 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, n |