Past Players of Cheese-eating Surrender Rats
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Mickey | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
5 | Jenson | Thrower | 2 | 5 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, -ag |
10 | James | Lineman | 3 | 1 | | m, n |
7 | Nicholas | Gutter Runner | 8 | 21 | Dodge, Block, Dauntless | m, -ag |
10 | Richie | Lineman | 3 | 4 | | d |
5 | Peter | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
14 | Henry | Lineman | 3 | 8 | Block | d |
14 | Roger | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
13 | George | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Block | -av, d |
10 | Lenny | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
7 | Xavier | Gutter Runner | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Block | d |
6 | Timothy | Gutter Runner | 16 | 34 | Dodge, +ST, Block, +ST | d |
3 | Sammy | Storm Vermin | 15 | 32 | Block, +ST, Tackle | d |
2 | Sebastian | Storm Vermin | 14 | 24 | Block, Tackle, +ST | d |