Past Players of People I'd Love to Punch
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Kermit The Frog II | Thrower | 3 | 1 | Pass, Sure Hands | m |
10 | Kermit The Frog | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Mick "Kill me i'm ginger" Hucknall | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, -av |
4 | Russell Crow II | Blitzer | 12 | 17 | Block, +AG, Guard | m, n |
2 | David Blain II | Blitzer | 13 | 11 | Block, Guard | m, -st |
14 | Scrappy Doo II | Catcher | 14 | 10 | Catch, Dodge, Block | d |
16 | Kelly Osborne II | Ogre | 7 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | m, n |
8 | Oprah Winfrey | Lineman | 4 | 16 | Kick, Guard | m, n |
1 | Jar Jar Binks II | Blitzer | 22 | 50 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | d |
14 | Scrappy Doo | Catcher | 9 | 24 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | m, n |
16 | Kelly Osborne | Ogre | 3 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | m, n |
11 | George Bush | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | -ma, d |
10 | Avril Lavigne | Lineman | 23 | 10 | Guard | -av, -ag, d |
9 | Gary Glitter | Lineman | 11 | 19 | Guard, Block | d |
8 | Jamie Oliver | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | d |
7 | Mick Hucknall | Lineman | 17 | 8 | Block | m, n |
6 | Louis Walsh | Lineman | 33 | 31 | Guard, Block, Tackle | d |
5 | Noel Edmonds | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Guard | d |
4 | David Blain | Blitzer | 20 | 41 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
2 | Russell Crow | Blitzer | 19 | 27 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, n |
1 | Jar Jar Binks | Blitzer | 11 | 12 | Block, Tackle | m, n |