Past Players of VocationalGuidanceCounsellors
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | Sean Clearbrook | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
17 | Edward Deeporc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Albatross | Catcher | 3 | 22 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step | -av |
5 | Dead Parrot | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Block | m, n |
3 | Cheese Shop | Wardancer | 3 | 18 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle | m, n |
2 | Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit | Wardancer | 1 | 3 | Leap, Block, Dodge | m, n |
1 | No. 1... The Larch | Treeman | 16 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
7 | Albatross | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
8 | The Ministry of Silly Walks | Lineman | 4 | 3 | | m, -av |
9 | Ron Obvious: The First Man to Jump the Channel | Lineman | 9 | 18 | Dodge, +AG | d |
10 | Homicidal Barber / Lumberjack Song | Lineman | 21 | 31 | Dodge, Block | d |
15 | Crunchy Frog | Lineman | 27 | 38 | Dodge, Block, Guard | d |
16 | Spam | Lineman | 26 | 22 | Dodge, Block | -st |
1 | No. 1... The Larch | Treeman | 9 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm | m, n |