| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Spiked Komish #68 DT | Longbeard | 6 | 3 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n, m, n |
2 | Lem Dunawaywith #78 DT | Troll Slayer | 7 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Chucky Slays #23 RB | Runner | 2 | 5 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | d |
14 | Gako Schlepremian #1 K | Longbeard | 13 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +MA, Guard | m, m, n |
15 | Mighty Fearnadaz #75 DT | Longbeard | 16 | 26 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Kill Stanfirm, Bill #84 DE | Blocker | 25 | 31 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Dodge, Dauntless | -av, m |
13 | Dim Banger #62 C | Blocker | 32 | 53 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Grab | m, m, -ma |
4 | Laury Ironball #51 LB | Blitzer | 15 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -av |
9 | Heward Kandigger #54 C/T | Longbeard | 17 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
2 | Bub Smasherson #53 LB | Troll Slayer | 43 | 59 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Guard, +ST | n, d |
11 | Bub Kickennberg, #67 G | Longbeard | 32 | 46 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro | m, n |
4 | Hard Lemming #80 TE | Blitzer | 11 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Dodge | n |
6 | Hubie Grogg #32 RB | Runner | 54 | 63 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Hail Mary Pass, Dirty Player | -ag, d |
5 | Harry Conka #39 RB | Runner | 2 | 5 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | m, -st |
4 | Harm Dem Harder #83 DE | Blitzer | 12 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Dodge, +MA | n |
1 | Jes E. Pow-ell #56 LB | Troll Slayer | 39 | 47 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Multiple Block | n, m |
10 | Whine Moore #79 T | Longbeard | 39 | 50 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro | -ma, m, n |
12 | Harmy Stuckey #48 CB | Longbeard | 61 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | -ma, m, n |
13 | Larry Little #66 G | Longbeard | 33 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
15 | Mauler Moore #65 DT | Longbeard | 37 | 24 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
14 | Dug Krushman #77 T | Longbeard | 38 | 41 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On | d |
16 | Al Jinxins #60 G/T | Longbeard | 45 | 41 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Piling On | n |
2 | Dug Swift #59 LB | Troll Slayer | 16 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, +MA | d |