| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Unconditional Love! | Head Carver | 3 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block | m, -st |
14 | Confusion! | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
13 | Joy! | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
13 | Joy! | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Confusion! | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Bloodlust! | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
3 | 100% Angriness! | Carver | 13 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
5 | Unconditional Love! | Head Carver | 12 | 31 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block, +AG, Tackle | m, n |
13 | Joy! | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Hope! | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -st, -st, m, -ma |
7 | Happiness! | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n, m, n |
2 | Raging Pain! | Chaos Spawn | 9 | 27 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Guard, +AG | d |