Past Players of Infinite Improbability
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Clunk II | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | Trunk II | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | Flang | Thrower | 7 | 7 | Pass, Accurate | d |
18 | Fredrick Dirtyhawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Cohtt II | Catcher | 6 | 18 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block | d |
17 | Zachary Dirtylightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
19 | David Deepeagle | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Dunk III | Catcher | 2 | 3 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | d |
16 | Stunk II | Lineman | 15 | 13 | Wrestle | d |
15 | Punk II | Lineman | 7 | 17 | Wrestle | d |
17 | Jack Fastsnake | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Stunk II | Catcher | 2 | 5 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | d |
19 | Aaron Silentstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Jark II | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Side Step | n |
17 | Richard Dirtyrock | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | Dunk | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
12 | Paul Whitefield | Lineman | 10 | 15 | Guard | m, n |
4 | Cohtt | Catcher | 25 | 71 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST | d |
1 | Doosh | Blitzer | 27 | 23 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | n, m, -av |
19 | Leroy Clumsyorc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Caertsch II | Catcher | 2 | 9 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, +AG | d |
7 | Cory Palefire | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
11 | Stunk | Lineman | 24 | 31 | +ST, Block, Dodge | -ag, -st |
11 | Clunk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
10 | Punk | Lineman | 18 | 20 | Wrestle, Strip Ball | -av, m, -av |
9 | Bunk | Lineman | 11 | 4 | | m, m, m, d |
8 | Stunk | Lineman | 23 | 20 | Tackle, Block | m, -av, d |
7 | Trunk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -ag |
6 | Dunk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | n |
4 | Caertsch | Catcher | 4 | 9 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block | d |
3 | Leiaiaeyoiop | Catcher | 3 | 3 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | m, d |
2 | Jark | Blitzer | 18 | 3 | Block, Side Step | m, m, d |
1 | Doosh | Blitzer | 10 | 2 | Block, Side Step | -ag |