Past Players of Political Rats
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Vice President Joe Bite'em IV | Gutter Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | d |
6 | Nuke Gang'rich III | Blitzer | 1 | 2 | Block | d |
6 | Barney Crank II | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -av |
8 | Ron Maul II | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | -ma, d |
17 | Brian Cleareagle | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
13 | Mish'hell Bonk'man | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | n |
10 | John Horn'yn | Lineman | 8 | 10 | Kick | m, d |
12 | Teeth Olber'maim | Gutter Runner | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | d |
5 | Nancy Blow'see | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | m, -av |
6 | John Bohnker II | Lineman | 9 | 3 | | n |
7 | Nuke Gang'rich II | Blitzer | 13 | 17 | Block, Guard, Tackle | n, -ag, m |
4 | Vice President Joe Bite'em III | Gutter Runner | 17 | 38 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, +AG, +AG | m, -ag |
9 | Glynn Heck | Gutter Runner | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Strip Ball | m, d |
9 | Barney Crank | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Vice President Joe Bite'em II | Gutter Runner | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | n |
13 | John Conk'yer | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | Nuke Gang'rich | Blitzer | 6 | 7 | Block | m, d |
18 | Jack Goldshield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Rush Limb'haul | Thrower | 26 | 28 | Sure Hands, Pass, Extra Arms, +AG | -ma, d |
10 | John Horn'yn | Lineman | 14 | 9 | Block | m, -ma, d |
9 | Barney Crank | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | -st |
8 | Ron Maul | Lineman | 19 | 15 | Dirty Player | d |
7 | Nancy Blowsee | Lineman | 8 | 8 | +AG | m, n |
6 | John Bohnker | Lineman | 9 | 10 | | m, m, -ma, d |
5 | Mitch McConk'all | Lineman | 12 | 5 | | m, m, d |
4 | Vice President Joe Bite'em | Gutter Runner | 7 | 20 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Dauntless | |
2 | Hairy Reed | Blitzer | 23 | 10 | Block, Guard | m, -ag, -av |
1 | President O'blamma | Rat Ogre | 31 | 55 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Block, Claw, Juggernaut, Guard | m, d |