| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Elvis "kickin boot" Presley II | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | d |
7 | Michael "neverland ranger" Jackson III | Thrower | 5 | 3 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, d |
16 | John "oh no ono" Lennon II | Rat Ogre | 11 | 18 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Stand Firm | m, d |
12 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon VI | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | -ma, d |
11 | Amy "rehab nurse" Winehouse III | Lineman | 9 | 4 | | -av |
9 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon VII | Lineman | 9 | 3 | | d |
12 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon V | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Fend | m, d |
11 | Amy "rehab nurse" Winehouse II | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
9 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon VI | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | -ma, d |
7 | Michael "neverland ranger" Jackson II | Thrower | 14 | 3 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, d |
9 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon V | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Michael "excess" Hutchence II | Lineman | 13 | 5 | | -ma, d |
12 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon IV | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -av |
2 | Jim "single malt" Morrison III | Blitzer | 11 | 4 | Block | m, n |
15 | John "oh no ono" Lennon | Lineman | 11 | 13 | Wrestle | -ma, d |
1 | Kurt "white nose" Cobain II | Blitzer | 33 | 59 | Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Juggernaut | m, -av, -av |
12 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon III | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | -ag, -ag, -av |
14 | Elvis "kickin boot" Presley | Lineman | 27 | 25 | Fend, Wrestle | -ag, m, m, m, n |
13 | Buddy "eagle eye" Holly | Lineman | 17 | 12 | Fend | m, d |
17 | George Clumsylightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon II | Lineman | 7 | 7 | | d |
11 | Amy "rehab nurse" Winehouse | Lineman | 17 | 4 | | -ag, m, m, m, d |
10 | Frank "My Way" Sinatra | Lineman | 27 | 11 | Kick | m, m, d |
9 | Shannon "drug star" Hoon | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
8 | Michael "excess" Hutchence | Lineman | 17 | 7 | Fend | m, m, m, d |
7 | Michael "neverland ranger" Jackson | Thrower | 20 | 22 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block | m, -av |
6 | Janis "pit babe" Joplin | Gutter Runner | 32 | 85 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Fend, Tackle | m, -av, d |
5 | Sammy "who's the ratpack" Davis Jr. | Gutter Runner | 23 | 58 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, +AG, Leap, Dauntless | m, m, d |
4 | Dean "hard hit" Martin | Gutter Runner | 18 | 11 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle | m, -ma, m, -ma |
3 | Jimi "Joe" Hendrix | Gutter Runner | 9 | 25 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Dauntless | m, -av, d |
2 | Jim "single malt" Morrison | Blitzer | 16 | 23 | Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | m, d |
1 | Kurt "white nose" Cobain | Blitzer | 10 | 29 | Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | d |