Past Players of Men of Mediocrity
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Cody "Code Whip" Whipple | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n |
7 | Peter Kott | Thrower | 8 | 11 | Sure Hands, Pass, Kick | -ag |
12 | Nick Roth | Lineman | 12 | 14 | Wrestle | m, m, d |
8 | Danton Evilsizer | Catcher | 17 | 17 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Guard | -ag |
2 | Kelechi "KO" Madabuko | Catcher | 22 | 102 | Catch, Dodge, +AG, +MA, Sure Feet, +ST, Block | -av, d |
10 | Andre "Drizzy" White | Lineman | 11 | 2 | | -av |
9 | Cody "Dinosaur" Newman | Lineman | 20 | 7 | Kick | -av |
8 | Ryan Arnold | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
7 | Peter Kott | Thrower | 13 | 31 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Leader, Block | m, d |
1 | Oscar Hall | Ogre | 13 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, +MA | -ma |
13 | Bubba "Terminator" Nelsen | Blitzer | 19 | 46 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut | d |