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Past Players of Rational Animaulz
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Al-Kindi | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -av, d |
| 12 | Seneca the Younger | Beastman Runner | 5 | 5 | Horns | -av, m |
| 18 | Yorick Strongshield | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 18 | Sean Truerock | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 12 | Heraclitus | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -ag |
| 10 | Nagel | Beastman Runner | 13 | 9 | Horns | d |
| 7 | Fodor | Beastman Runner | 7 | 4 | Horns | d |
| 9 | d'Alembert | Beastman Runner | 19 | 10 | Horns, Block | m, d |
| 10 | Porphyry | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 11 | Anaximenes | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | -st |
| 8 | Anaximander | Beastman Runner | 25 | 23 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | m, -ag |
| 13 | Machiavelli | Minotaur | 5 | 7 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Big Hand | -av |
| 8 | Žižek | Beastman Runner | 4 | 4 | Horns | d |
| 12 | Rorty | Beastman Runner | 6 | 17 | Horns, Block, Guard | -ma |
| 10 | Kripke | Beastman Runner | 9 | 19 | Horns, +AG, Block | m, m, -ma |
| 9 | Lewis | Beastman Runner | 15 | 26 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
| 6 | Derrida | Beastman Runner | 43 | 55 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut | m, d |
| 11 | Chomsky | Beastman Runner | 10 | 4 | Horns | -ma, d |
| 9 | Rawls | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 6 | de Beauvoir | Beastman Runner | 3 | 7 | Horns, Block | d |
| 10 | Camus | Beastman Runner | 5 | 10 | Horns, Block | d |
| 9 | Ryle | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 8 | Sartre | Beastman Runner | 12 | 3 | Horns | -av |
| 4 | Popper | Chosen Blocker | 16 | 9 | Block | m, d |
| 12 | Nagel | Beastman Runner | 6 | 2 | Horns | m, -ma |
| 11 | Heidegger | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 6 | Wittgenstein | Beastman Runner | 3 | 3 | Horns | d |
| 6 | G.E.Moore | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 12 | W. James | Beastman Runner | 4 | 0 | Horns | -av |
| 6 | Schopenhauer | Beastman Runner | 3 | 2 | Horns | d |
| 12 | Hegel | Beastman Runner | 3 | 5 | Horns | n |
| 11 | Schiller | Beastman Runner | 10 | 3 | Horns | d |
| 13 | Frege | Beastman Runner | 7 | 5 | Horns | m, d |
| 8 | Marx | Beastman Runner | 14 | 6 | Horns, Mighty Blow | m, -ma |
| 5 | Kierkegaard | Beastman Runner | 4 | 5 | Horns | m, -st |
| 5 | Berkeley | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | n |
| 7 | Suarez | Beastman Runner | 41 | 37 | Horns, Dodge, Block, Leader | m, m, m, m |
| 5 | Erasmus | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | -ag |
| 4 | Al Ghazali | Chosen Blocker | 26 | 29 | Block, Guard | d |
| 13 | Anselm | Beastman Runner | 10 | 3 | Horns | m, d |
| 5 | Diogenes | Beastman Runner | 13 | 4 | Horns | m, -av |
| 12 | Maimonides | Beastman Runner | 18 | 18 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | m, m, -av |
| 11 | Malebranche | Beastman Runner | 23 | 49 | Horns, +MA, +AG, Dodge | m, d |
| 8 | Arnauld | Beastman Runner | 16 | 13 | Horns, Block | m, d |
| 3 | Al Farabi | Chosen Blocker | 59 | 65 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow | r |
| 2 | Hobbes | Chosen Blocker | 54 | 87 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tentacles | m, m, m, -av, m, d |
| 11 | Zeno | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 11 | Thales | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
| 8 | Epicurus | Beastman Runner | 6 | 0 | Horns | m, -ag |
| 13 | Pascal | Beastman Runner | 4 | 0 | Horns | -av |
| 12 | Averroes | Beastman Runner | 10 | 6 | Horns, +MA | m, n |
| 13 | William of Ockham | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 12 | Duns Scotus | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | -av |
| 11 | Chalmers | Beastman Runner | 6 | 7 | Horns, Block | m, -ag |
| 8 | Quine | Beastman Runner | 7 | 7 | Horns, Mighty Blow | n, -ag |
| 5 | Hume | Beastman Runner | 21 | 17 | Horns, Block | d |
| 8 | Diderot | Beastman Runner | 3 | 5 | Horns | -st |
| 1 | Rousseau | Chosen Blocker | 84 | 129 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle | m, m, m, -ma, d |
| 5 | Voltaire | Minotaur | 6 | 6 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Claw | |
| 12 | Foucault | Beastman Runner | 7 | 0 | Horns | -av |
| 1 | Marcus Aurelius | Chosen Blocker | 6 | 3 | -ma | |
| 9 | Ibn Sina | Beastman Runner | 64 | 181 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw, Block, Juggernaut, Frenzy, Tackle | m, m, d |
| 13 | Locke | Beastman Runner | 11 | 2 | Horns | n, d |
| 8 | Kane | Beastman Runner | 11 | 0 | Horns | -st |
| 8 | Quine | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
| 4 | Carnap | Chosen Blocker | 43 | 46 | Block, Guard, Claw | m, d |
| 9 | Bentham | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
| 6 | Nietzsche | Beastman Runner | 62 | 35 | Horns, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Kick | m, m, m, m, -ma, -st |
| 5 | Socrates | Minotaur | 12 | 12 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Claw | d |
| 6 | Augustine | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 17 | Paul Clumsyrock | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 13 | Russell | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
| 12 | Mill | Beastman Runner | 24 | 47 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw, +ST | m, d |
| 11 | Leibniz | Beastman Runner | 29 | 62 | Horns, +MA, Block, Dodge, Sure Hands | n, m |
| 10 | Spinoza | Beastman Runner | 82 | 164 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw, Block, Juggernaut, Frenzy | m, m, d |
| 9 | Aquinas | Beastman Runner | 11 | 0 | Horns | n |
| 8 | Avicenna | Beastman Runner | 13 | 30 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw | m, -ma |
| 7 | Plotinus | Beastman Runner | 55 | 115 | Horns, +MA, Block, Sure Hands, +MA, Extra Arms | m, m, m, m, d |
| 4 | Kant | Chosen Blocker | 14 | 2 | n | |
| 3 | Descartes | Chosen Blocker | 44 | 35 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
| 2 | Aristotle | Chosen Blocker | 43 | 29 | Block, Guard | m, d |
| 1 | Plato | Chosen Blocker | 18 | 17 | Block, Guard | d |