| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Darth Dutchie Strikes Back | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
28 | Peikko | FUMBBL Staff | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Pro, Wrestle, Dodge, Jump Up, Side Step, Grab, Juggernaut, Regeneration, Wild Animal | d |
3 | Buzz Lightsaw | Looney | 12 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -av |
13 | Darth Dutchie | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
15 | Grumpy | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | The Dutchie is Cheap! | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | SavageYo | Goblin | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av, d |
13 | The Dutchie | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Bad Horse | Goblin | 16 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Smiling Joke | Goblin | 10 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Tackle | m, d |
7 | Vinny the Mook | Kicker | 8 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
5 | Short Fuse | Bomber | 14 | 17 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass, Pass | m, d |
3 | Giuseppi Picknosio | Looney | 5 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -av |