| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | André with a Soup Bone | Firewyrm | 3 | 4 | Safe Throw, Foul Appearance, Bombardier, Loner, No Hands, Regeneration, Wild Animal | -ma |
8 | Norm with a Snowball | Horror | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | -st |
15 | Yankee with a Tea Bag | Horror | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | d |
5 | Paul with a Swordfish | Greater Horror | 5 | 12 | Dodge, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block | -st |
2 | Randal with a Pointed Stick | Firewyrm | 8 | 7 | Safe Throw, Foul Appearance, Bombardier, Loner, No Hands, Regeneration, Wild Animal, Tentacles | d |
12 | Neil with a Rubberband | Horror | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | d |
11 | Vince with some Keys | Horror | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |
10 | Doug with Brassknuckles | Horror | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | m, d |
8 | Hanz with a Matckbook | Horror | 18 | 39 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate, Block, +ST, Prehensile Tail | -ma |
5 | Michael with a Lead Pipe | Greater Horror | 14 | 49 | Dodge, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, +ST, +AG | d |
3 | Chaz with a Katana | Flamer | 17 | 14 | Leap, Sprint, Safe Throw, Very Long Legs, Bombardier, No Hands, Regeneration, Pass | m, d |
2 | Artie with a Candlestick | Firewyrm | 1 | 0 | Safe Throw, Foul Appearance, Bombardier, Loner, No Hands, Regeneration, Wild Animal | -av |
1 | Miggy with a Knife | Firewyrm | 21 | 11 | Safe Throw, Foul Appearance, Bombardier, Loner, No Hands, Regeneration, Wild Animal, Tentacles | m, d |