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Past Players of Authorized
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | bell hooks | Lineman | 2 | 0 | d | |
| 13 | Toni Morrison | Lineman | 2 | 0 | -ma | |
| 10 | Gabriel Garcia-Marquez VI | Lineman | 9 | 0 | m, n | |
| 13 | Toni Morrison | Lineman | 6 | 0 | n | |
| 10 | Gabriel Garcia-Marquez V | Lineman | 6 | 0 | -ma | |
| 10 | Gabriel Garcia-Marquez IV | Lineman | 7 | 0 | n | |
| 11 | Ernest Hemingway III | Lineman | 1 | 0 | -st | |
| 10 | Gabriel Garcia-Marquez III | Lineman | 3 | 5 | n | |
| 11 | Gabriel Garcia-Marquez II | Lineman | 5 | 3 | -ma | |
| 10 | Ernest Hemingway II | Lineman | 5 | 0 | d | |
| 5 | David Foster Wallace III | Catcher | 6 | 20 | Catch, Wrestle, +ST | m, -av |
| 17 | George Weakeagle | Lineman | 1 | 0 | d | |
| 5 | David Foster Wallace II | Catcher | 7 | 11 | Catch, Dirty Player | m, -ag |
| 5 | David Foster Wallace | Catcher | 2 | 1 | Catch | d |
| 16 | Ernest Hemingway | Lineman | 22 | 21 | Dodge, Wrestle | m, n, d |
| 15 | Gabriel Garcia-Marquez | Lineman | 23 | 42 | +ST, Block, Dodge | -av, d |
| 14 | Thomas Mann | Lineman | 25 | 11 | Block | -st |
| 13 | Marguerite Duras | Lineman | 7 | 14 | Dodge | d |
| 12 | Philip K. Dick | Lineman | 16 | 10 | Block | m, m, m, m, n |
| 11 | David Foster Wallace | Lineman | 13 | 3 | d | |
| 10 | Toni Morrison | Lineman | 12 | 20 | Wrestle, Dodge | -av |
| 3 | William Faulkner | Catcher | 25 | 70 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, d |
| 2 | Emily Bronte | Blitzer | 49 | 69 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Frenzy | m, m, m, n, d |
| 1 | Marcel Proust | Blitzer | 10 | 12 | Block, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |