| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Fouly Magoo | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Stomper St. Cheatery | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
10 | Fouly Magoo | Gnoblar | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
9 | Foots McGee | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ma |
9 | Foots McGee | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Booter Sharpe | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Foots McGee | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
11 | Kicker Magoo | Gnoblar | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Foots McGee | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Pop Tart | Gnoblar | 7 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AV | d |
9 | Linguini | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Graham Hideouseagle | Gnoblar | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | d |
15 | Fredrick Hardstone | Gnoblar | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | m, -av |
16 | Aaron Deepbrook | Gnoblar | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | -ma |
20 | Cory Clumsyhammer | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
19 | Fredrick Bluefire | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
18 | Jack Palesnake | Gnoblar | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Corporal Crybaby III | Ogre | 13 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, +AV | n, n |
18 | Paul Cleareagle | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Private Payton | Gnoblar | 20 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
10 | Private Paul | Gnoblar | 20 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -av |
9 | Private Pip | Gnoblar | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | n |
8 | Private Pete | Gnoblar | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | |
7 | Private Pat | Gnoblar | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | -av |
6 | Corporal Clayton Crybaby II | Ogre | 7 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut | d |
5 | Lieutenant Lousy | Ogre | 50 | 95 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, Grab, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm | -ag, r |
4 | General Disarray | Ogre | 18 | 36 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, Grab, Guard | d |
3 | Sergeant Sadface | Ogre | 15 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Break Tackle | m, d |
1 | Major Poutt's | Ogre | 45 | 92 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, +AG, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, +AG | m, m, m, m, m, m, -st, r |