Past Players of Nasty, Brutish, and Green
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Kant Quite Figger It Out | Blitzer | 8 | 16 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n |
15 | Lao-Tse Good-Fer-Nufflin' Bum | Troll | 8 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | |
5 | Descartes Before De Horse | Blitzer | 8 | 6 | Block, Guard | -av |
11 | Marx Up Da Price 1000% | Thrower | 6 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d |
9 | Hegel With Cream Cheese | Lineman | 17 | 12 | Block | -ma |
10 | My Locke Needs Changing | Lineman | 14 | 2 | | |
16 | Sartre-Orial Damage | Goblin | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
15 | Heidegger Seek | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Kant Quite Figger It Out | Blitzer | 15 | 50 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On | d |
5 | Descartes Before De Horse | Blitzer | 7 | 12 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
7 | Hume an' Error | Blitzer | 11 | 26 | Block, +AG, Guard | -ma |