| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Sir Killalot II | Rat Ogre | 3 | 5 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal | -ma |
2 | Sir Punchalot IV | Blitzer | 3 | 10 | Block, +AG | d |
10 | Sir Suckalot V | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | d |
2 | Sir Punchalot III | Blitzer | 7 | 11 | Block, Claw | d |
13 | Sir Getblockedalot II | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -st |
12 | Sir Retirealot II | Lineman | 11 | 16 | Kick, Wrestle | m, d |
18 | Harold Whiterock | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
9 | Xavier Weaklightning | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Wrestle | m, d |
7 | Sir Dodgealot II | Gutter Runner | 11 | 35 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Horns, Two Heads | -st |
3 | Sir Maimalot II | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block | d |
5 | Sir Scorealot II | Gutter Runner | 24 | 20 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Diving Tackle | m, m, d |
9 | Sir Retirealot | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
6 | Sir Annoyalot | Gutter Runner | 28 | 41 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Shadowing | m, -ma |
14 | Sir Passalot II | Thrower | 8 | 6 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, d |
10 | Sir Crapalot II | Thrower | 23 | 21 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate | m, m, d |
7 | Sir Diealot IV | Lineman | 10 | 15 | Wrestle | d |
8 | Sir Suckalot II | Lineman | 7 | 3 | | n |
7 | Sir Diealot III | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | n |
2 | Sir Punchalot II | Blitzer | 27 | 89 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG, Juggernaut, Dauntless | m, -av |
13 | Sir Getblockedalot | Lineman | 20 | 10 | +AV | d |
11 | Sir Fendalot III | Lineman | 17 | 12 | Kick | -av |
8 | Sir Suckalot | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
7 | Sir Diealot II | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | n |
10 | Sir Crapalot | Thrower | 12 | 2 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, -ag |
4 | Sir Runalot II | Gutter Runner | 25 | 61 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Horns, Wrestle, +ST, Two Heads | m, -st |
8 | Sir Passalot | Thrower | 5 | 10 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | -av |
13 | Sir Fendalot II | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | d |
12 | Sir Speedalot | Gutter Runner | 22 | 48 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
11 | Sir Hopealot | Lineman | 9 | 15 | Wrestle | d |
10 | Sir Hurtalot | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
9 | Sir Linealot | Lineman | 20 | 17 | Wrestle, Fend | -av |
8 | Sir Fendalot | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -st |
7 | Sir Diealot | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | n |
6 | Sir Dodgealot | Gutter Runner | 22 | 57 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, +MA, Strip Ball, Dauntless | d |
5 | Sir Scorealot | Gutter Runner | 22 | 36 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Horns | m, m, -av |
4 | Sir Runalot | Gutter Runner | 6 | 16 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Horns, Wrestle | -st |
3 | Sir Maimalot | Blitzer | 25 | 10 | Block, Claw | d |
2 | Sir Punchalot | Blitzer | 14 | 8 | Block, Tackle | d |
1 | Sir Killalot | Rat Ogre | 35 | 45 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut | |