| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Fancy Mikki | Goblin | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Benny Carpaccio | Looney | 7 | 3 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Benjamin Nutters | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
3 | Vince Lemoine | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
8 | Sweet Jones | Goblin | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Kangaroo Dan | Pogo Stick | 19 | 36 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle, Pro | d |
13 | Fancy Mikki | Goblin | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
16 | Twitchy Raymond | Goblin | 17 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Drooling Ted | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Manucured Dennis | Looney | 21 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -st |
5 | Benny Carpaccio | Looney | 9 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, -av |
3 | Vince Lemoine | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Benjamin MacNutty | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Kangaroo Dan | Pogo Stick | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Metal Luis | Pogo Stick | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block | -ag |
14 | Innocent | Kicker | 17 | 21 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Angel | Kicker | 8 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
11 | Tony Loudblast | Bomber | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, d |
8 | Sweet Jones | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
1 | Mike | Goblin | 8 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -av |