Past Players of Looney Looners
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Jello | Squig Herder | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Flick | Squig Herder | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Josh | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Checker Can | Squig Herder | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Hinz | Squig Herder | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Jacko | Squig Herder | 17 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
6 | Animal | Squig | 14 | 24 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Piling On, Dodge | d |
4 | Ernie | Squig | 19 | 23 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge, Grab | m, d |