| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Choker | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Aquiler Strikes Back | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
6 | Really Hate Long Names | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
11 | Aquiler Von Splat | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Aquiler | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
10 | Coffin Dodger | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
8 | Strangler | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Extra Arms, Big Hand | m, -st |
6 | Really Don't Like Long Names So I decided To Go For This Name Instead | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
4 | Mortician | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Bystander | Carver | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Witness | Carver | 21 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Sneaky Git | d |
16 | Undertaker | Chaos Spawn | 22 | 101 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Piling On, Tentacles, Claw, Break Tackle, Block | -ma |
1 | Reaper | Chaos Spawn | 11 | 51 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut, Big Hand | |