| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Brian Silentrock | Gnoblar | 1 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Beararism4 | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Run as fast as kenyans | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
7 | 400 BABIES!!!! | Gnoblar | 5 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | d |
7 | Energy | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
11 | 400 BABIES!!!! | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
7 | Energy | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Science | Gnoblar | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | n, -ma, d |
2 | Rawberry2 | Ogre | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | n |
10 | Bear Blaster2 | Gnoblar | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, m, d |
9 | Beararism3 | Gnoblar | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Beararism2 | Gnoblar | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
6 | Preposterone3 | Gnoblar | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
12 | Uncomfortably energetic | Gnoblar | 16 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Snake eyes!2 | Gnoblar | 14 | 18 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Nerves Of Steel | d |
10 | Bear Blaster2 | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
6 | Preposterone2 | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
14 | Beararism | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
12 | Preposterone | Gnoblar | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | -av |
11 | Bear Blaster | Gnoblar | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
10 | Snake eyes! | Gnoblar | 9 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m |
9 | Run as fast as kenyans | Gnoblar | 20 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m |
8 | Uncomfortably energetic | Gnoblar | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Energy | Gnoblar | 23 | 18 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Science | Gnoblar | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ma |
2 | Rawberry | Ogre | 21 | 25 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | m, d |