| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | "Mad Mark" Throweck | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
14 | Broke | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Survive | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | All in | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
1 | Soultana | Looney | 3 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av, -st, d |
1 | Babouska | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
12 | Killem | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n |
10 | Boing | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Just Mad | Looney | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
13 | Luky | Goblin | 13 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
10 | Foot massage | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
8 | Mega Gob | Goblin | 20 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag, d |
12 | Serious fouler | Goblin | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -av |
8 | Fate tous! | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | The dirtiest gobbo alive | Goblin | 22 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma, d |
13 | Azure Dorfs Destroyer | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, d |
5 | Dorf Slayer | Goblin | 24 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
12 | Hesta | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Tsaf | Goblin | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
8 | Howdy Partener | Goblin | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -av |
6 | Klaniol | Goblin | 19 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, m, d |
5 | Arg | Goblin | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Tsa | Goblin | 23 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
1 | I am the Law | Looney | 16 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |