Past Players of Porkie Orkie
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Doggy Dog | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | m |
8 | Larry Stickman | Blitzer | 5 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA | -ma |
10 | Fanny Pants | Thrower | 2 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | -av, -ma |
8 | Donny Dumbski | Blitzer | 7 | 15 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | The Lazy Guy II | Black Orc Blocker | 16 | 13 | Block | m, -st |
1 | The Big Red Rocket | Black Orc Blocker | 6 | 12 | Block | d |
8 | Gravy Trasher | Blitzer | 8 | 18 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
12 | The Biggest Moron of them All | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |
10 | Blob | Lineman | 21 | 5 | | -ma |
9 | Donny Piffer | Thrower | 25 | 25 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate | m, d |
8 | Billy Boxerman | Blitzer | 8 | 7 | Block | d |
7 | Ronnie the Punch | Blitzer | 31 | 79 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Frenzy, Strip Ball | r |
6 | Micky Hitman | Blitzer | 30 | 75 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Tackle, Guard | m, -st, r |
5 | Ricky Smashsmith | Blitzer | 16 | 39 | Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle | d |
4 | The Silly Guy | Black Orc Blocker | 31 | 72 | Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
2 | The Stupid Guy | Black Orc Blocker | 10 | 0 | | d |
1 | The Dumb Guy | Black Orc Blocker | 8 | 0 | | m |