| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Diaper | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
9 | Shadow | Gnoblar | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | -st, d |
7 | UberTwitch | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
12 | Spazz | Gnoblar | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Twitchy | Gnoblar | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
14 | Sim I Am | Gnoblar | 18 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | -st, -ma |
13 | Simp Chimp | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Hot Fiets | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
11 | Dalton Deflects | Gnoblar | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
10 | Hands Off | Gnoblar | 16 | 18 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git | -ma |
9 | Lickety Snitch | Gnoblar | 15 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player | m, -ag |
7 | Hung Kung | Gnoblar | 16 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | m, d |
5 | Bash Snipe | Ogre | 6 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |
3 | Giant in da Closet | Ogre | 27 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, +MA | -ma, d |