| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Orange is the New Block | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
6 | Towers and Golf courses of shiney gold. | Blocker | 9 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, -ma |
11 | Trump Lucker Penceo | Runner | 6 | 1 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | n |
12 | Paris is in Texas! Great! | Blocker | 14 | 18 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +ST, Mighty Blow | m, d |
10 | We are not sinking! | Blocker | 17 | 14 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -av |
6 | My Wall is THIS Big | Blocker | 20 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge, Guard | d |
14 | Spank the Trumpy | Blocker | 21 | 23 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, d |
15 | Trump Hattery | Blocker | 12 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
11 | Trump YA | Runner | 25 | 40 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block, Kick-Off Return | d |
14 | Graham Trump | Blocker | 7 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
7 | PO is banned by Trump! SAD! | Blocker | 37 | 43 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge | n |
9 | Trump Builds the Border Wall | Blocker | 6 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
1 | Trump Zion Zappa | Runner | 18 | 21 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block | m, m, -av |
12 | Trump Spam Bart | Blocker | 19 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
17 | Harold Hideousshield | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
9 | Trumptastic Tower | Blocker | 9 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, d |
9 | Bodgo all Swamps | Blitzer | 2 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Trapppft | Blocker | 8 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
2 | Trump Sonny | Blitzer | 27 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dauntless | m, m, d |
3 | Theatre Pence | Blocker | 34 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, m, -av |
11 | Trup Bro Baller | Runner | 33 | 93 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Tackle, Kick, Nerves Of Steel | -ag |
10 | Feely Trump | Troll Slayer | 50 | 64 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Side Step, Dodge | d |
9 | Grappby Trump | Troll Slayer | 16 | 2 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | -st |
7 | Truumpity | Blocker | 29 | 11 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, m, d |
6 | Tromp Dat | Blocker | 40 | 65 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Dauntless | -ma, d |
4 | Teh Tumpiest | Blocker | 40 | 27 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, m, -ma |
3 | Truuumpo | Blocker | 6 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
2 | Trumpy | Blocker | 8 | 4 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
1 | Tromp | Blocker | 13 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, d |