| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Meaty World Piece | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Kyl KuzmaaAAW | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
1 | Slak-Kill! n' Nil | Troll | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
7 | Shteev Gnash | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Glake Biffen | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Fil 'Whacko' Jaxson | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | L-gin Baylor da Chainsor | Looney | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
9 | Earvin "Malicous" Johnson | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Larry Narry Jnr | Goblin | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Snack'eel O'meal | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | James Warty | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
16 | Lonzo Wrecking-Ball | Fanatic | 6 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
1 | Kreem | Troll | 9 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Grab | |