Past Players of Murky Beverages
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Spitt Mitten | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Fred Talker-Lott | Goblin | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | Loose Lips Limey | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Polly 'Poops Alott' | Goblin | 13 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
14 | Poop Squirt | Goblin | 17 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Trisha | Goblin | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
11 | Jill | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Stan | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Carl | Goblin | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Spinner | Fanatic | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
4 | Black n' Pecker | Looney | 9 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, -av |
2 | Wug Wun Foot | Troll | 16 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Stand Firm, +ST | d |