| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
19 | Robert Coldbrook | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Pain is the only thing I believe in now | Gnoblar | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Coolio | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
9 | Martin | Gnoblar | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | I hate you nacht why did you make me do this | Gnoblar | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
7 | Send help I won't make it without it | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
6 | Ricardo | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Simons | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
1 | Bob | Ogre | 2 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |