| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Barney The Bar Fly | Cave Squigs | 3 | 0 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |
8 | Whiskey | Squig Herders | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Beer, Beer | Squig Herders | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Barney The Bar Fly | Cave Squigs | 2 | 0 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, No Hands, Really Stupid | -ma, m |
9 | Beer, Beer | Squig Herders | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Wine3 | Squig Herders | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Beer | Squig Herders | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
4 | Apu The squishy guy | Squig Gobba | 9 | 7 | Hail Mary Pass, Claw, Bombardier, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Guard | d |
4 | Beer,Beer,Beer | Squig Herders | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
2 | Nom Nom | Mangler Squig | 3 | 2 | Claw, Ball & Chain, No Hands | n |
8 | Beer, Beer | Squig Herders | 20 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | m, m, -ag |
5 | Beer,Beer,Beer | Squig Herders | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Vodka 3 | Squig Herders | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
6 | Beer | Squig Herders | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Flander's Wife | Giant Cave Squig | 23 | 38 | Thick Skull, Claw, Loner, No Hands, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Guard, Block | m, d |
13 | Bart! Beer! | Squig Hoppers | 15 | 19 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Mighty Blow, Dodge | m, m, d |
12 | Lisa! Out! | Squig Hoppers | 25 | 30 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, Mighty Blow | m, d |
6 | Wine 2 | Squig Herders | 8 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
4 | Vodka 2 | Squig Herders | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
12 | Bart! Beer! | Squig Hoppers | 9 | 8 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Guard | m, d |
3 | Beer | Squig Herders | 15 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Beer,Beer,Beer | Squig Herders | 18 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
16 | Homer Simpson | Cave Squigs | 39 | 56 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, No Hands, Really Stupid, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Guard | d |
5 | Whiskey | Squig Herders | 23 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m, -ag |
11 | Carl | Squig Hoppers | 46 | 84 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Strong Arm | -ma, n, m, m, -st, m, m, d |
8 | Beer, Beer | Squig Herders | 24 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
15 | Barney The Bar Fly | Cave Squigs | 40 | 65 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, No Hands, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, +AG | m, m, m, m, m, r |
10 | Lenny | Squig Hoppers | 35 | 45 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard | d |
7 | Tequila | Squig Herders | 59 | 46 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Jump Up, +AG | -ma, m, -ma, d |
6 | Wine | Squig Herders | 13 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | -ma |
4 | Vodka | Squig Herders | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Rick The Bouncer | Mangler Squig | 26 | 41 | Claw, Ball & Chain, No Hands, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab | n, -ma |
1 | Mo The Bartender | Squig Gobba | 13 | 0 | Hail Mary Pass, Claw, Bombardier, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon | |