Past Players of Dark Arts Minions
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Hillary Clinton II | Kroxigor | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner | d |
10 | Joe Biden II | Skink Runner | 15 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA | m, m, d |
13 | Al Gore | Skink Runner | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
6 | Ronald Reagan II | Saurus Blocker | 1 | 0 | | -ma |
12 | Barack Obama | Chameleon Skink | 17 | 3 | Pass Block, Shadowing, Dodge, Stunty | -av |
11 | John Bolton | Skink Runner | 19 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
10 | Joe Biden | Skink Runner | 15 | 45 | Dodge, Stunty, Sure Hands, Block, +MA | n, m |
9 | Anthony Weiner | Skink Runner | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Huma Abedin | Skink Runner | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -av, -ma |
7 | Dick Cheney | Saurus Blocker | 17 | 16 | +ST, Block | m |
6 | Ronald Reagan | Saurus Blocker | 7 | 0 | | m |
4 | George Bush | Saurus Blocker | 11 | 38 | +ST, Block, Break Tackle | d |
3 | Queen Elizabeth | Saurus Blocker | 13 | 14 | Block | -av |
1 | Hillary Clinton | Kroxigor | 21 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Guard, Break Tackle | |