Past Players of Can-Eaters
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Razor | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
11 | Beek | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
6 | Slim Jim | Catcher | 4 | 9 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves of Steel | n |
4 | Iceman | Blitzer | 24 | 41 | Block, Guard, +AG, Tackle | m, n |
3 | Tank | Blitzer | 5 | 0 | Block | m, n |
5 | Dogboy | Catcher | 28 | 69 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +AG, Pass Block, Side Step | -ma |
11 | Spike | Lineman | 17 | 5 | | d |
10 | Hawk | Thrower | 17 | 33 | Pass, Sure Hands, +MA, Accurate, Block | d |
13 | Bone | Lineman | 28 | 26 | +AG, Block | d |
15 | Stone | Lineman | 15 | 14 | Block | m, n |
16 | Animal Mother | Ogre | 29 | 65 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block, Tackle, Guard, +ST | n |