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Seppuku:
...either voluntary (to expiate serious failure) or obligatory suicide (instead of execution) to regain one's honor in death. A privilege reserved for the samurai class.

The Bushido code...The Way of the Warrior...a path for all Samurai to take. It is a journey, and one that will almost certainly lead to death, and the Samurai shall be glad! Upon the request of his Lord, his Lord's death (to show grief), or to avoid bringing his clan name humiliation or atone for defeat, the Samurai commits seppuku, stylised self-disembowellment with a wakizashi (short sword). An elected second, the Kaishakunin, a position of great honour, would (if signalled) deliver a killing blow, beheading the Samurai before he disgraced himself in this last honourable act.

These Chaos are on a path. They only have one Leige Lord. And his name is DaimyoGerbil. The ultimate act of these noble Bushido Warriors will be to face their Master in final tribute. Nothing else matters. There is only the path to this battle, and certain death, either at Deathgerbils hands, or their own afterwards. Hai.

EDIT: FFS people, a lot of teams have 1 DP. Mine rolled Big Hand, and so he is retired from any nasty play...so I grabbed a replacement DP. Comprende...???
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Big Hand, +ST
  42 2 5 2 1 2 33/51 160k
(190)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  10 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 60k
(60)k
 
4
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block, Kick, Tackle
  34 12 5 0 2 4 51/76 140k
(155)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  29 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 140k
(123)k
 
6
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  4 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 80k
(85)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  42 2 2 1 4 2 28/31 100k
(123)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 7
Horns
Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
-av 41 1 3 0 9 7 63/76 140k
(150)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  16 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 80k
(115)k
 
12
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  41 1 4 0 16 1 50/51 160k
(158)k
 
13
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Tackle, Guard
  21 1 4 0 6 2 35/51 160k
(158)k
 
14
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
  37 2 5 1 3 0 25/31 140k
(143)k
 
15
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  35 2 2 0 4 4 36/51 160k
(158)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Seppuku Re-Rolls (140k): 7  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:43 (20/8/15) |TD Diff:3 (53 - 50) |Cas Diff:78 (62/42/25 - 23/19/9)
Last Opponent: Poka Robba

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
El Dragón renacidoSkaven1000k141/1/0100k1 - 01110k00/0/00k55k
Hagen HarassmentChaos1130k70/0/050k0 - 21190k110/0/090k72k
What did you expect!Human1200k243/4/090k1 - 01310k50/0/040k62k
Girdle GalsAmazon1340k121/0/040k1 - 01260k50/0/020k52k
BreedersHuman1400k131/0/070k2 - 11250k100/0/060k64k
Foolish but FastHigh Elf1500k181/0/140k2 - 11420k173/0/040k69k
ExterminadoresHuman1580k120/1/160k1 - 31520k190/0/160k74k
What did you expect!Human1590k50/0/030k0 - 31510k160/0/050k53k
Regenerative DegeneratesUndead1630k161/0/080k3 - 01600k141/2/150k63k
BreedersHuman1670k130/2/040k2 - 11520k111/1/060k57k
Scare FloorOrc1750k122/1/070k0 - 01690k91/0/160k87k
Malditos RoedoresSkaven1660k243/4/140k1 - 01640k80/1/020k61k
Keep On Running!High Elf1760k120/0/030k1 - 22160k211/2/110k49k
Team FredrickDark Elf1690k162/0/240k1 - 22080k130/0/010k67k
Bones CollectorsNecromantic1750k102/0/050k0 - 11760k111/0/060k95k
Dancing DragonsHigh Elf1810k214/0/050k2 - 01860k80/1/060k75k
Paradise Island LionsAmazon1910k130/0/120k2 - 01810k130/2/140k64k
Benign BoogeymenChaos1900k183/2/050k2 - 11840k111/0/060k61k
Elven RunnersWood Elf1990k241/2/010k4 - 31970k170/0/020k56k
Groms GnashersOrc2050k101/0/050k1 - 01950k60/0/010k66k
Phoenix FoundationDark Elf2060k161/1/040k2 - 22030k171/1/030k68k
Sewer Rat AvengersSkaven2130k191/2/140k2 - 22230k151/0/040k98k
Blue BombersHuman2090k233/1/220k2 - 12050k100/0/030k81k
Dovie'andi se tovya sagainSkaven2160k162/0/250k0 - 32300k170/0/030k114k
Badland AvengersOrc2240k00/0/00k0 - 12480k194/0/0100k75k
Silvan EaglesElf2230k110/1/240k1 - 32180k210/2/130k96k
Y KnotsSkaven2120k193/1/150k2 - 02150k50/0/040k73k
MaxmalosChaos2210k121/2/060k1 - 02140k82/0/020k79k
Grandiose DelusionDark Elf2300k132/1/140k0 - 12250k100/0/150k78k
Kurnous SpearWood Elf2300k253/2/160k2 - 12270k111/0/050k88k
Orcidas BoyzOrc2410k183/1/120k2 - 02710k70/0/020k61k
Rhinos' revengeChaos2470k00/0/00k0 - 12410k100/1/070k94k
ImPossiblesWood Elf2260k235/1/150k2 - 12290k160/1/010k66k
Black TitansDark Elf2210k130/1/040k2 - 22160k150/1/020k74k
FefosDark Elf2230k90/0/040k1 - 42540k292/0/010k103k
Weapon MastersSkaven2280k162/1/130k1 - 13030k100/0/00k111k
Doom ZoomersWood Elf2340k214/1/210k1 - 12310k120/1/030k90k
Gerbil's AvengersChaos2390k90/1/120k0 - 12190k141/0/150k69k
Creme De La CremeAmazon2330k131/1/130k1 - 22240k140/1/070k115k
I never play ElfsElven Union2370k121/2/060k0 - 12420k111/0/060k101k
Kelly's Heroes!!!Human2390k130/1/050k2 - 02220k121/1/140k96k
blots a golf roundHuman2400k123/1/210k1 - 12250k90/1/00k38k
Poka RobbaElf2440k151/3/030k1 - 12210k100/0/040k70k