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Tiamat
"The Epic of Creation (Enuma Elish): Tablets I-III"
She is primeval Chaos, bearer of the skies (Anshar) and the earth (Kishar) and the mother of Lahmu, and Lahamu. Traditionally conceived of as a serpent or dragon of some sort, this idea does not have any basis in the Enuma Elish itself. Within that work her physical description includes, a tail, a thigh, "lower parts" (which shake together), a belly, an udder, ribs, a neck, a head, a skull, eyes, nostrils, a mouth, and lips. She has insides, a heart, arteries, and blood. The clamor of the younger gods disturbed her, but she continued to indulge them.
When her mate Apsu and his vizier Mummu suggested that they kill the younger gods, she grew furious, then calmed down and rejected the plan. Her restless subservient gods goaded her into action after Apsu is slain. They prepared to wage war against the other gods. As Mother Hubur, (the underworld river, who fashions all things), she bore giant snakes with venom for blood, and cloaked dragons with a godlike radiance yet with a terrible visage, for the war. She rallied a horned serpent, a mushussu-dragon, a lahmu-hero, a ugallu-demon, a rabid dog, a scorpion-man, umu-demons, a fish-man, a bull-man, and eleven others underneath her champion and new lover, Qingu. She gave Qingu the Tablet of Destinies to facilitate his command and attack.

"The Epic of Creation (Enuma Elish): Tablets IV-V"
Marduk came with his host to attack her. Qingu's strategy initially confused him, and Tiamat tried to enspell him, hurling jibes at him. She was rebuffed and incited into single combat with Marduk. She continued to cast her spell and Marduk netted her, and threw a wind at her. She tried to swallow it and was undone - distended, shot, sliced in two and cut in the heart. Her crushed skull heralded her death, and half of her body was used to roof up the sky. Her eyes became the sources of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.



As <a href="http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mesopotamian-mythology.php?deity=TIAMAT"><b>Tiamat</b> </a> lay dead from<b> Marduk's</B> hand, a sliver of her essence left a stain upon the Astral plane. Centuries later it evolved and overtook the mind of a young Figala the Hun. (S)He decided that the best way to train into a perfect Killing Machine was to test his skills on the field of <b>Blood Bowl.</b> Only after (S)he has achieved Legendary status will (S)he be ready for the next stage of bringing <b>Anarchy & Chaos</b> to this realm!

Update! Facepeeler has retired..for now..he has been sent to another dimension to recharge his ancient body.


Update! This team has gone through three Big Guys already!!!


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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Chaos Warrior
5 5 3 9
Block, Pro, +ST, Guard
n 48 0 6 0 12 2 52/76 210k
(158)k
 
3
Chaos Warrior
5 6 3 9
+ST, Block, Break Tackle, +ST
  44 0 8 0 15 2 64/76 240k
(213)k
 
4
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Razor Sharp Claws
  48 0 1 0 17 4 57/76 190k
(178)k
 
5
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(110)k
 
6
Beastman
6 4 3 7
Horns
+ST, Block
-av 12 2 0 0 0 3 17/31 130k
(148)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
 
8
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  9 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 120k
(109)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Very Long Legs
  32 2 0 1 2 4 28/31 110k
(130)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
 
12
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60)k
 
13
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(85)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 80k
(85)k
 
15
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Kick
  27 0 3 0 2 3 28/31 100k
(115)k
 
16
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
 
14 players  
Coach: IanFidel Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 2150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:48 (11/8/29) |TD Diff:-41 (42 - 83) |Cas Diff:15 (44/28/17 - 35/25/14)
Last Opponent: Boundless Spirits

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Leggy OAmazon1000k90/0/020k1 - 11000k131/0/010k17k
Deepwood ElvesWood Elf1030k194/0/020k2 - 21000k131/0/040k29k
Slithering WrathLizardmen1090k91/1/060k0 - 21060k151/0/140k21k
Soy un PezHalfling1120k120/2/070k1 - 11150k90/0/020k35k
Boilforge SteamreaversChaos Dwarf1210k120/0/080k2 - 01230k90/1/160k49k
DawnshadowsHigh Elf1200k50/0/070k0 - 31180k191/0/050k42k
Filthy DirtbagsNurgle's Rotters1250k121/1/090k1 - 01210k50/0/050k51k
Cess PoolNurgle's Rotters1360k141/0/020k2 - 01310k50/0/040k26k
Atomika Orc 3Orc1410k121/0/240k0 - 11460k80/0/040k39k
drunken elfWood Elf1460k152/1/050k1 - 21440k120/0/070k24k
Rotten In Kal PostNurgle's Rotters1540k121/1/040k1 - 01540k102/0/140k45k
No AxesDwarf1610k110/3/060k0 - 11530k131/1/040k57k
GauntletsNorse1690k183/0/150k1 - 11720k111/0/010k28k
Weapon MastersSkaven1790k181/1/050k3 - 11780k110/0/060k81k
Wolters_FamilyNurgle's Rotters1810k102/0/020k0 - 21680k171/0/240k63k
Representin' DK (BB Dogme)Human1670k91/0/120k0 - 31460k192/2/080k69k
Horned TerrorsLizardmen1710k111/0/030k1 - 21490k131/0/050k57k
True DustersTomb Kings1760k130/2/060k2 - 01680k81/1/010k58k
Iron Rock BoyzOrc1860k100/1/030k1 - 31810k170/0/050k59k
Myth BustedUndead1910k111/1/160k0 - 01910k91/0/150k78k
Toxic ApocalypseNurgle's Rotters1990k70/1/010k0 - 21800k171/2/020k61k
FC CopenhagenHuman1940k150/0/280k2 - 11960k120/2/030k85k
Orcidas AthleticsOrc1990k90/0/010k1 - 21880k151/0/170k79k
SOT BlaggardsWood Elf2020k151/0/150k2 - 42070k180/0/060k63k
NextChaos Dwarf2110k102/0/060k1 - 12240k141/2/060k102k
Mjoelnir's FriendsDwarf2200k121/0/040k0 - 22060k151/1/130k101k
StormboysChaos2090k160/2/00k2 - 11830k90/0/030k59k
Atomika Orc 3Orc2140k70/0/150k0 - 12190k100/1/260k85k
Ranked RatsSkaven2120k153/1/010k1 - 21870k131/0/040k78k
Roadrunner BBCWood Elf2160k101/0/030k1 - 32040k232/0/050k98k
TjockholmenUndead2020k70/1/040k0 - 41730k231/2/040k83k
Darkness DeluxeDark Elf2070k122/1/040k0 - 22090k211/1/110k75k
Dark ObsessionDark Elf2080k131/0/130k1 - 31810k200/1/060k67k
Enskede UndertakersUndead2000k130/0/170k2 - 11650k153/0/070k70k
Escapees From New YorkHuman2110k120/0/250k1 - 11810k162/2/030k73k
NightsilencersOrc2170k120/2/160k0 - 12180k90/0/040k81k
road crewDwarf2250k213/1/140k2 - 11930k100/0/050k86k
Doom BringersChaos2340k90/1/150k0 - 32330k170/0/130k102k
Guapoz y VerdezOrc2200k91/0/010k0 - 32220k161/2/020k95k
Khorne's ScornChaos Chosen2220k141/0/050k2 - 12290k110/1/020k74k
AndrogynitesDark Elf2300k121/0/020k1 - 32210k191/0/110k76k
NightsilencersOrc2230k131/0/130k1 - 22230k171/2/040k57k
PokerChampsOrc2090k60/0/030k0 - 12020k100/1/020k57k
Fetid FanaticsSkaven2130k101/0/050k1 - 32350k171/0/020k77k
Lolth's SlavesDark Elf1890k142/1/060k1 - 11860k100/0/020k72k
Recios VerdesOrc1980k80/0/020k1 - 22100k151/0/040k50k
Bauer's BashersChaos Dwarf2020k70/1/030k0 - 31980k252/0/120k67k
Boundless SpiritsElf2060k153/2/040k0 - 42160k220/0/040k84k