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<div style="text-align: justify;">Mass unemployment is a terrible thing. The glut of wealthy merchant ships and unprotected coastal townships a long-distant memory. Raiding and pillaging no more, many a Norseman had turned to thievery or advertising to make a living. This is the story of the fabled band of Norsemen, who rather than lower themselves to base servitude, sailed south in the search of warmer weather and a decent violently-earned salary. </div> <div style="text-align: justify;">For twenty days and nights they sailed, battling strong currents, gales and bouts of seasickness, until they came to the Southern Wastelands shore, desolate, rocky and wholly uninviting. Past the cracked mud-desert and gorges, the Norsemen stumbled on a shanty town, comprised entirely of low rate Blood Bowl managers. Though the squaller and stench was unbearable, the Norsemen bartered and pleaded, argued and blustered. In the end, a deal was struck with a manager-coach desperately down on his luck, but with a favour owed him by a rich merchant banker. </div> <div style="text-align: justify;">The Northern Blight, happily employed, were ready to take the field. Now if only someone had explained to them just how dangerous Blood Bowl could be?</div> <B> SWL Season 13 </B> - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=647&show=10615">Winner!! Mr Whippy's Donut Emporium Regional group </a> <div style="text-align: justify;">6/0/1 Season, and the Blight are though to the Conferences. Time will tell if it will be a suicidal mistake. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2622990"> Rastoven 'Demi God' Tarruff </a> takes the Bronze Shield for most blocks. </div> <B> SWL Season 14 </B> - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=647&show=10615">3rd. Maniac Mammallian Conference League group </a> <div style="text-align: justify;">The Blight knew the conferences would be deadly, and they were. Rastoven "Demi God" Tarruff, our hero of last season, was double niggled and forced into retirement. Also gone to rest is Hammergloff, who was battered by Tales of Misery and Woe in the 2nd round. Some disappointing games in this season, where a little luck in our favour may have meant a better result. However, it wouldn't have taken much to totally ruin the season for the Blight, so perhaps the coach could be happy for a change? :) Our finally tally was 4/0/3, continuing the Blight's 'Win or Bust' record in SWL. Of the wins, two were forfeits, but the other two were hard earned against Undead and High Elves. The Blight can take a lot of heart from the season. </div> <B> SWL Season 15 </B> - <a http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=647&show=13011">5th, Southside Stone Smashers Conference</a> <div style="text-align: justify;"> A topsy-turvy season, with 3 losses followed by 3 wins. 3/0/4 the final result with no freebee wins. Manager is very happy with how his team is developing. </div> <B> SWL Season 16 </B> - <a http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=647&show=13011">4th, Manic Mammallians Conference</a> <div style="text-align: justify;"> A solid effort with the Blight achieving their first ever draw! 4/1/2 with only one forfeit on the last game due to technical difficulties. Some nice skills and stat increases this season. Still sitting on 3 RR, the manager hopes to get 4 by the 2nd game next season. </div> <B> SWL Season 17 </B> - <a http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=647&show=13011">2nd! Southside Stone Smashers Conference</a> <div style="text-align: justify;"> So close to promotion! 4/2/1 with 1 forfeit win, and the Blight came ever so close to the big time, only to be pipped at the post. (Curse Laviak!) Injuries becoming a worry (Niggles to Nikoliev and Yanovi, and the death of Silverstram) but a brace of +AGs, a Dauntless and FF11 will keep the team alive. EDIT - Into the Premiership! Some very lucky results mean the Blight go in on the 1st Wildcard!</div> <B> SWL Season 18 </B> - <a http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=647&show=13011">5th - Premier League</a> <div style="text-align: justify;">The Blight's first taste of Premier was bitter sweet, with some beautiful victories, marred by mistakes and thrashings of the worst kind. A brace of injuries to our past Key players has cleared the way for the next generation...if the Blight can save long enough to hire them. Premier was tough and hopefully the coach can learn from the experience. </div>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
REALLY High Elves	High Elf	1000k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1480k	16	3/0/0	30k	59k
12 Monkeys	Elf	1070k	28	3/3/1	100k	3 - 0	1570k	6	0/0/0	30k	68k
Bayside Ravens	Human	1240k	20	2/0/0	90k	3 - 0	1130k	9	1/0/1	50k	64k
Vinland United	Norse	1280k	16	1/0/2	80k	2 - 0	1330k	8	1/0/0	80k	80k
Woodies Double Double	Wood Elf	1390k	11	1/1/1	70k	0 - 1	1180k	10	0/0/0	60k	57k
Dreadbeards	Dwarf	1470k	19	1/3/0	70k	2 - 1	1520k	11	1/0/0	40k	65k
Revenants of the Realm	Vampire	1510k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1560k	7	2/0/0	20k	69k
Food for Thawt	Shambling Undead	1580k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	2000k	21	3/3/0	60k	86k
Tales of Misery and Woe	Shambling Undead	1660k	17	1/2/0	30k	2 - 1	1740k	22	2/2/2	50k	67k
SWL Losers	High Elf	1600k	16	2/2/1	30k	2 - 0	1810k	6	0/1/0	20k	66k
Fast Fossils	Lizardmen	1660k	11	1/1/0	20k	1 - 3	2090k	17	1/0/0	50k	77k
Sinister Duskriders	Dark Elf	1560k	11	1/0/0	70k	0 - 4	2230k	22	1/0/0	50k	65k
Bashen Crash	Orc	1640k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1990k	19	1/2/0	70k	73k
Fast Fossils	Lizardmen	1610k	13	0/0/0	20k	2 - 3	1970k	23	1/2/0	70k	77k
REALLY High Elves	High Elf	1670k	9	0/0/0	10k	1 - 3	2110k	23	2/0/1	50k	56k
Carlton United	Human	1700k	19	0/2/0	90k	3 - 1	2170k	14	1/1/1	20k	105k
Lowdown Gits	Skaven	1840k	21	2/0/1	30k	3 - 0	1560k	13	1/3/0	60k	79k
Subterranean Slavers	Chaos Dwarf	1850k	15	0/3/0	80k	2 - 0	2210k	8	0/0/1	40k	108k
Creepers	Shambling Undead	1920k	9	0/1/1	70k	1 - 2	1990k	9	3/1/0	50k	95k
Steelfist FC	Dwarf	1860k	7	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1290k	20	2/2/0	30k	60k
Grrrrrrrrrr	Lizardmen	1920k	13	2/1/1	20k	2 - 1	1570k	20	1/4/2	40k	76k
REALLY High Elves	High Elf	1750k	16	1/2/0	40k	2 - 2	1910k	15	0/1/0	60k	77k
Ankh Morpork City Watch	Necromantic	1820k	15	5/0/0	70k	1 - 2	2080k	13	2/0/0	50k	87k
Bashen Crash	Orc	1920k	16	0/2/0	40k	2 - 1	2220k	19	2/1/1	20k	89k
Gumbeast United	Tomb Kings	1990k	17	2/3/0	20k	2 - 0	1870k	9	2/0/0	60k	78k
We Fink Wer Orks	Amazon	1980k	11	1/1/0	70k	0 - 2	2000k	15	1/2/0	50k	108k
Bro Town	Ogre	2000k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1820k	10	2/2/0	50k	89k
REALLY High Elves	High Elf	2090k	16	1/0/0	30k	3 - 0	1730k	8	0/1/0	60k	99k
Gumbeast United	Tomb Kings	2150k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1960k	10	0/2/0	20k	70k
BBQ Wednesday Regulars	Chaos Dwarf	1940k	15	0/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1700k	10	2/0/0	20k	58k
Good, Bad, Furry	Skaven	2030k	22	1/2/1	20k	3 - 0	1910k	9	1/1/0	50k	81k
Fast Fossils	Lizardmen	2100k	15	1/1/1	30k	1 - 3	2310k	15	0/0/0	50k	84k
Karak-Varn FC	Dwarf	2150k	13	0/0/2	0k	1 - 1	2370k	22	3/3/2	20k	79k
Aberration Theatre	Necromantic	2070k	16	2/0/0	20k	2 - 2	1900k	14	1/0/0	10k	77k
Sinister Duskriders	Dark Elf	2130k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	2310k	14	0/0/1	40k	99k
Zen Adepts	Chaos Dwarf	2210k	14	4/1/1	40k	1 - 0	2530k	13	2/3/1	10k	102k
We Fink Wer Orks	Amazon	2160k	16	2/2/0	20k	1 - 3	2270k	22	3/2/0	60k	110k
Woodies Double Double	Wood Elf	2140k	10	0/1/1	20k	1 - 2	2310k	20	0/3/1	60k	103k
Black Crowes	Chaos	1850k	14	1/2/0	50k	1 - 1	1660k	12	1/0/1	60k	94k
United Abominations	Nurgle	1790k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 0	1700k	7	1/0/0	20k	63k
Roughguts	Dwarf	1860k	9	0/0/2	20k	0 - 1	1880k	10	0/1/0	30k	81k
Fool's Tools	Dark Elf	1890k	10	0/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1900k	26	2/4/1	60k	79k
Beatnick Bashers	Orc	1730k	11	1/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1870k	16	1/0/1	20k	80k
Aberration Theatre	Necromantic	1640k	9	1/1/1	70k	0 - 2	1960k	16	1/1/0	70k	80k
Cereal Revenge!	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	9	0/2/2	40k	0 - 2	2100k	15	1/2/0	50k	94k