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The NW Narcs are always looking for a fair fight. Feel free to challenge us, we will most likely accept.

I will always inform you which star - if any - i plan on bringing to the match. There is honor amongst goblins as well.

Attention Dorf and Cdorf coaches: Please don't be scared to challenge me, if the tr/ts is close i will accept even though it will mean a blodbath.

Attention Killer teams: Don't be afraid to challenge me, i am not afraid of you. We have rebuilt many times in the past and can do so again after you squash us.

We only care about winning, nothing else. If i ever make moves that promotes team preservation over winning please call me out on it and i will hang my head in shame. I will, though, preserve my team if the win or draw is either unreachable or secured, depending on the position. We're brave but not stupid.

BiggieB (Kill at all cost). Whoever kills this useless git will get his spot on the team. Thanks to Biggie for the idea. BiggieB was Killed by McCloud so he takes the spot on the team.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
m 4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 100k
(0)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Pro, Guard, Multiple Block
  89 0 0 0 43 7 121/176 220k
(184)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
7
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
  4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(80)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
 
10
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
-st 17 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 60k
(20)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
12
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Side Step, Block
m 25 1 7 0 2 3 41/51 120k
(0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
14
Goblin
5 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet, Dirty Player, +AG
-ma, m 79 2 10 0 3 3 53/76 150k
(0)k
 
11 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Mithrilpoint Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:182 (73/37/72) |TD Diff:6 (268 - 262) |Cas Diff:-264 (195/143/69 - 327/243/101)
Last Opponent: Thickleaves Brittlewillow

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Rucus RedBirdsOgre1000k201/0/0100k4 - 01140k101/1/070k67k
Fuzzy RatsSkaven1140k111/0/050k2 - 21130k172/1/040k69k
Beastie HornsChaos1100k171/2/070k2 - 1990k142/0/080k50k
OfthalomologistsWood Elf1210k120/0/1100k1 - 01000k00/0/00k60k
Brettons UnitedHuman1310k151/1/170k1 - 01350k11/0/00k53k
EvadeOrc1350k161/0/370k3 - 01140k71/0/050k57k
evil cartoonsUndead1450k214/1/140k2 - 01210k111/1/140k49k
Antimatter ChameleonsVampire1460k203/3/070k2 - 01540k121/2/050k62k
Morti Viventi BB CNecromantic1520k131/0/070k2 - 11450k120/1/150k88k
Bon Scott vs. Brian JohnsonVampire1630k51/1/140k0 - 11680k101/0/080k82k
Bowling PointiesElf1610k111/0/050k1 - 01600k112/0/070k67k
Sega GenesisNurgle's Rotters1680k180/1/090k3 - 01650k112/1/050k81k
Magic cardsHuman1740k130/2/050k2 - 01710k70/2/060k101k
Nature's CallingWood Elf1680k173/0/160k2 - 01480k111/0/260k79k
Honor for bloodChaos1740k133/1/050k2 - 11940k213/0/340k111k
Marienburg MutantsChaos1620k131/1/170k2 - 11570k191/2/230k85k
Elven ElftalElf1480k170/1/060k3 - 11780k201/3/020k89k
Fungus United 2Ogre1480k80/1/060k0 - 01540k151/3/170k86k
Primetime GreenOrc1490k70/1/070k0 - 01410k50/0/060k102k
Elfetti SimpaticiHigh Elf1580k142/1/1120k1 - 01400k00/0/00k92k
Doom HammerLizardmen1730k150/3/140k2 - 01590k133/0/020k78k
Straight to hell and backChaos1730k91/0/050k1 - 11750k131/1/050k93k
Automatic Team Turn it OnChaos Chosen1720k100/1/090k1 - 01560k151/2/160k98k
Come to usShambling Undead1710k81/0/050k1 - 01750k101/1/040k85k
BigHelmOrc1680k142/0/180k1 - 11730k151/2/030k95k
BUCKs BerserkersNorse1790k170/3/040k2 - 21830k150/1/050k86k
Need NurseNecromantic1790k120/1/050k1 - 11880k163/3/080k101k
Kangghar HarnHuman1800k81/1/020k1 - 21750k204/0/140k77k
BBC Junktree UnitedWood Elf1760k223/0/020k3 - 21410k160/1/060k48k
Schmerztal DarkbonesNecromantic Horror1790k161/0/040k3 - 01820k92/5/060k63k
Chaotic BrewChaos1780k71/0/060k0 - 11490k163/2/050k88k
Milk DrinkersVampire1850k170/2/060k2 - 02260k101/2/140k93k
Writhing MadnessChaos1940k112/0/040k2 - 01830k162/1/260k84k
Murnheim MashersOgre1800k70/0/170k0 - 31850k305/3/070k84k
Pleasure and Pain 3Chaos1720k110/0/080k2 - 11660k120/3/070k97k
Popes of MopeElven Union1670k203/0/090k3 - 01960k121/1/080k113k
North´s BestNorse1760k171/2/140k1 - 11280k173/1/040k88k
Cake Or Death!!!Wood Elf1840k140/1/140k2 - 41810k325/1/050k87k
Backside CowgirlsDark Elf1850k130/0/050k2 - 32130k282/2/020k99k
BeernaticsChaos Dwarf1910k90/2/080k0 - 21890k233/3/070k109k
Deathdealers of Dark MountainChaos1940k101/0/130k1 - 21940k191/2/150k82k
Freelance AlligatorsLizardmen1790k181/0/150k3 - 21780k223/2/060k103k
Juicy TerransHuman1770k101/1/060k0 - 21800k211/5/080k84k
Orcland CrushersOrc1730k121/0/160k1 - 31680k305/2/150k78k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse1720k190/2/040k3 - 11790k172/1/130k93k
University of Southern DenmarkSkaven1750k162/0/030k2 - 11540k202/3/160k68k
Sithi elfsWood Elf1720k163/1/030k1 - 31590k201/0/050k78k
BUCKs DumbgutsOgre1790k161/0/120k2 - 21710k250/5/250k99k
Woods Gone CrazyWood Elf1730k160/0/130k3 - 41000k221/0/190k74k
Eight Demons of KilamoreUndead1800k233/2/090k2 - 01730k152/2/060k110k
Bon Scott vs. Brian JohnsonVampire1940k182/0/080k3 - 11860k132/0/070k99k
it is us , the darkiesDark Elf2060k71/1/00k0 - 11970k152/2/070k75k
Orcswitha PorpoiseOrc2070k111/1/140k0 - 11600k121/2/070k96k
More Germany against the WorldHigh Elf2090k153/0/130k2 - 12020k183/1/050k101k
Badstar ButchersOgre2090k131/0/050k2 - 02230k90/0/210k84k
Warp CrusadersChaos2010k121/1/040k1 - 21690k171/1/190k93k
Lincoln LandmarksWood Elf1920k110/1/040k1 - 21330k194/0/070k74k
For the FunElf1980k122/1/030k1 - 41930k344/2/040k97k
Bramble Thorn's ScramblersSkaven1780k131/0/010k1 - 41330k313/1/140k74k
It's Time Of Destruction!!!Ogre1810k160/0/140k3 - 11810k223/2/240k93k
SaviorsHuman1670k70/1/080k0 - 31600k261/4/160k95k
TamrielDark Elf1390k110/0/070k2 - 31270k211/0/1100k94k
16 RatpowerSkaven1480k151/1/080k2 - 11320k101/0/080k95k
Sunstrike LionsElven Union1560k172/0/140k1 - 21530k275/1/060k70k
Invincible BloodgoatsHuman1580k203/1/040k2 - 21540k222/1/130k86k
branch stalkersWood Elf1670k150/3/060k2 - 21390k274/1/240k88k
Hades GeneralsUndead1670k202/1/070k3 - 01410k161/3/170k87k
Random FavoursChaos1750k150/0/150k2 - 11250k131/0/0100k92k
Daughters of SlaughterKhemri1840k122/0/060k1 - 21680k194/2/040k97k
TB PunksHuman1630k140/0/160k2 - 21590k254/3/180k117k
Topastri di MiraglianoSkaven1720k154/2/130k0 - 21400k150/2/070k100k
A Troll and Some LinosOrc1740k50/0/050k0 - 11380k131/0/180k91k
recuernoChaos1650k130/1/090k2 - 11490k121/0/070k95k
Infamous BlokesLizardmen1710k192/0/080k3 - 01610k70/1/030k73k
Super Elf Fighter Turbo UltraWood Elf1770k132/0/040k2 - 31760k222/0/150k100k
CintraDark Elf1850k43/0/060k0 - 31570k325/1/150k93k
Thlax ThundersLizardmen1770k100/1/060k1 - 01570k70/1/070k87k
PiceElf1740k82/0/070k1 - 21510k284/4/070k95k
Sensation blackDark Elf1710k142/1/080k1 - 11670k214/0/180k82k
Elite Robbing HoodzHuman1810k50/0/030k0 - 21890k232/4/180k109k
JyhadVampire1560k201/2/040k3 - 01750k112/1/030k92k
Stoned AgeOrc1650k181/0/270k3 - 11530k150/1/250k81k
NFL ProbowlersElf1650k182/0/070k2 - 21600k191/0/170k100k
Dead by NightfallNecromantic Horror1760k122/0/030k1 - 11770k122/1/070k95k
Chosen of ChisssLizardmen1630k70/1/070k0 - 41550k274/0/160k96k
Dynamite DriverzHuman1650k193/0/050k2 - 11600k152/0/140k88k
Rip Rend KillOgre1750k142/1/050k1 - 11790k141/0/270k119k
School for Gifted YoungstersElven Union1770k211/1/450k2 - 21540k221/2/150k115k
Walk of shameChaos1800k213/1/040k3 - 01580k121/2/080k120k
Tallbranch GrassyforestWood Elf1820k70/1/040k0 - 21880k151/0/150k127k
Blood Blues BandChaos1830k120/0/220k1 - 21680k255/2/050k99k
Burning BloodChaos Chosen1880k193/1/080k2 - 11860k192/0/360k96k
Tzunki's Old OnesLizardmen1670k90/2/040k0 - 11680k162/1/1100k112k
El Tempo GiganteHuman1660k102/0/040k1 - 21280k211/2/170k92k
Placated LustVampire1720k150/3/270k2 - 21720k190/4/180k113k
Transylvanian Blood ServiceVampire1650k100/1/080k1 - 11780k150/3/030k111k
Die Meech, DieVampire1710k101/0/0100k1 - 41670k264/1/0100k128k
fetchDark Elf1820k210/2/090k3 - 01400k91/1/050k102k
Crazy BeastsChaos1950k90/0/040k1 - 21860k214/1/050k90k
Lavino Fighting HellfishesHuman1900k80/0/080k1 - 12110k163/2/040k120k
BearClaws MaraudersNorse1670k212/1/170k3 - 11670k170/1/130k78k
Guys From HellChaos Chosen1730k131/1/130k2 - 21670k212/2/140k82k
Viking RatsSkaven1720k192/2/150k2 - 01460k80/1/040k84k
Cat CityHuman1820k130/2/160k2 - 01690k163/2/260k94k
Horkons HeartrippersDark Elf1880k100/2/040k1 - 21690k160/0/190k96k
MortuaryNecromantic Horror1940k160/0/190k3 - 21940k173/1/070k119k
Grue's CrewOrc1990k141/2/050k1 - 12090k150/3/040k97k
WoodLands08 IIWood Elf1920k190/1/030k3 - 21690k171/0/040k96k
Rat ServiceSkaven1810k172/2/280k1 - 11710k162/0/090k117k
Mutated ChampionsChaos1920k70/1/040k0 - 21940k181/3/070k133k
Pecados Capitales RankedChaos1900k110/1/040k1 - 31860k275/1/070k114k
Richard in a BoxWood Elf1930k222/1/160k3 - 01390k101/0/060k107k
Oke TreeDark Elf2040k190/0/060k4 - 11950k100/0/050k90k
Die UnbezähmbarenOrc2140k93/0/070k0 - 22120k212/1/270k153k
Lloth RazorsDark Elf2080k100/0/070k1 - 21830k264/1/070k121k
Spanish Orc SelectionOrc2070k120/1/060k2 - 12130k182/1/120k102k
Bulldowzers-KAHuman1980k251/1/050k4 - 02120k111/1/030k70k
Shake Your Money MakerOrc2000k111/0/040k2 - 01970k101/2/140k111k
Left RightWood Elf1990k212/3/080k1 - 31970k190/1/060k139k
Kick the Bucket'sDwarf2090k103/0/040k1 - 22100k276/2/140k135k
KachnyLizardmen2020k193/3/040k3 - 01930k113/1/090k122k
Da HammerzOrc1980k101/0/040k1 - 21850k182/1/050k116k
Dodging HemisLizardmen1920k100/1/030k1 - 01840k60/0/070k92k
KaterOgre1960k80/0/150k1 - 21990k190/3/190k117k
Atomic CheeseSkaven1900k111/0/060k2 - 31860k252/2/080k145k
Left RightWood Elf1950k100/0/060k1 - 31480k221/2/1100k125k
VintageersChaos2020k112/1/070k2 - 11520k110/0/140k103k
Shadow Bane InquisitorsChaos2110k142/2/040k2 - 02030k131/2/160k117k
Exit 0Wood Elf2130k132/1/020k1 - 21590k130/0/150k96k
Super Rats 2nd XISkaven2110k184/1/0100k2 - 12420k142/0/090k162k
Cult of ShadowsChaos Chosen2190k141/1/090k2 - 22330k183/1/130k143k
Peter PandaSkaven2010k70/1/160k0 - 21970k190/4/0100k128k
Gold GobblersDwarf1920k192/2/180k2 - 01620k81/0/090k111k
Orcston VillaOrc2000k90/0/030k1 - 22100k151/0/140k99k
Krispy KhemsKhemri1920k90/0/050k1 - 11860k141/1/130k116k
Meet the SpartansChaos1950k120/0/060k2 - 21820k232/3/140k110k
Who dares winsHuman1980k151/1/080k2 - 11470k111/0/050k105k
Team NutellaOrc2100k121/0/040k2 - 11810k101/0/030k117k
KaterOgre2160k90/1/160k0 - 22170k203/1/050k125k
Texcoco LustriansLizardmen2230k91/0/160k0 - 22500k234/2/040k133k
Real Madrid C FHuman2200k71/1/050k0 - 22190k191/3/040k117k
Cat CityHuman2100k121/0/060k2 - 21840k253/2/240k86k
Dracula's ElevenVampire2060k162/1/010k2 - 21790k140/1/060k88k
Size Matters for ThisOgre2060k110/0/020k2 - 22300k170/2/140k106k
Dead Meat FCWood Elf2070k191/1/090k3 - 22100k120/0/140k149k
Gartag's LegionOrc2100k203/0/060k3 - 02250k121/1/150k96k
Bordeaux 1985Chaos Chosen2110k120/0/440k1 - 12100k143/3/140k103k
White ScarsHuman1910k90/0/060k1 - 31740k243/3/050k112k
Rainbow Ballet CompanyWood Elf1940k90/2/080k0 - 21590k161/1/050k114k
Don´t drink and driveVampire2040k93/0/030k0 - 12110k172/1/270k105k
Ogurz GudOgre1950k173/3/130k0 - 11730k142/1/090k86k
Ancient Black OrderVampire2010k112/0/040k1 - 11870k181/3/170k99k
Boris Vallejos Ogre againOgre2070k90/0/060k1 - 22220k193/0/160k110k
Smurf Smarr's OrcsOrc1890k110/0/060k2 - 11850k161/2/060k109k
Crimson ForgeNorse1980k162/2/180k1 - 21900k203/1/080k109k
Sarasas de CuidaoWood Elf2010k111/3/130k2 - 22210k201/1/130k102k
Savage Horde IIOrc2000k131/0/050k2 - 11810k171/2/120k93k
Drunken GambleOrc1990k121/2/020k1 - 11480k163/1/050k97k
Company of the RottenSkaven1980k121/0/120k1 - 21830k222/2/030k83k
Magerit RevengersDark Elf1960k80/0/030k1 - 21970k223/1/070k112k
Bestias bestialesOgre1990k130/1/020k1 - 01880k184/2/050k69k
MortadeloSkaven1920k101/0/050k1 - 21900k162/2/070k120k
- Precinct 10 -Human1920k171/2/150k2 - 21820k170/2/170k102k
AnimanicsSkaven1980k173/1/160k2 - 12270k100/1/050k116k
Tabla PeriodicaHuman2070k71/1/030k0 - 32100k295/2/080k113k
NewJersey HungerForceChaos Chosen2040k243/2/230k3 - 01920k80/1/050k78k
Mass EffectChaos Chosen2100k120/1/070k1 - 12320k182/3/140k113k
Hell Pit SlaversSkaven1840k151/4/150k2 - 01960k80/1/040k89k
Badlands BloodswornOrc1780k80/0/030k1 - 11740k225/0/260k91k
Firil TrifilElf1780k90/1/220k0 - 31680k276/0/150k75k
RevientabuchesOgre1700k70/2/050k0 - 31820k234/1/050k82k
SpecksNurgle's Rotters1760k50/0/080k0 - 21600k242/2/260k104k
Wooood ElvesWood Elf1750k122/0/140k1 - 21590k141/0/090k108k
Murderous PsychoticZChaos Chosen1740k112/0/030k1 - 31730k303/4/160k96k
Breed Fast, Die YoungSkaven1700k163/1/060k1 - 21520k161/3/080k97k
Green IguanaLizardmen1750k140/0/050k3 - 21740k213/0/250k109k
in the garageOgre1640k120/1/160k1 - 21640k191/1/240k79k
SplinterGunSkaven1570k100/1/090k1 - 01370k143/1/140k95k
Can't stop sucking!Vampire1550k120/1/170k1 - 11410k100/0/180k72k
Haven ReunitedHigh Elf1580k92/0/150k0 - 21410k161/1/0100k87k
Ramones Ravenous RoversHuman1610k111/1/060k1 - 21230k254/1/170k62k
Thickleaves BrittlewillowWood Elf1640k71/0/050k0 - 81490k411/1/040k58k