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Elsinore Maniacs are a Blood Bowl team owned by the <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/255707.jpg>Elsinore Brewery</a href>, famous for it's fungus-enhanced 'Strange Brew', a popular lager in some Old World circles, especially among the Norse and Snow Trolls of the Great White North.

The Maniacs are an unusual BB team as it's owner, Pum Elsinore, actually plays for the team. (edit: now retired) He inherited the team (and the brewery) from his recently-deceased father. The team is not without its drama however....Pum's uncle Claude also plays for the team and is romantically involved with Pum's recently-widowed mother. This is Claude's attempt at gaining control of both the brewery and the team. Hopefully this tension won't tear the squad apart, but we'll see.

And there are rumors that the Brewery's head brewmaster, Brewmeister Smith, (a Troll of all things!) has some nefarious schemes of his own, though nobody is sure this is true as Trolls are known to be too stupid to hatch any nefarious plots on their own. In darker places it is whispered that it's Hashut himself that controls the brewery and that the brewery's famous lager has some 'mystical' properties that cause those who imbibe to fall under the God's influence.

Also of note, the brewery and team training facilities, located in the Chaos Dwarf outpost of Daemon's Stump, are right next to the Chaos Dwarf Institute of the Criminally Insane (which is saying something if you know anything about Chaos Dwarfs). The good part of this is Pum doesn't have to go very far to find recruits for his team!

<b>Hobbiton XXV-A </b>
The boys went 0-3-3 and are still in search of their first win. This blood bowl thing is harder than they thought. Maybe they should stick to what they do best, drinking beer!

<b>Brewmeister Smith joins the team!</b>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6398107>Brewmeister Smith</a href>, the Troll responsible for the recipe of Elsinore Brewery's famous Strange Brew lager decided to join the team in hopes it would spur the team onto their first victory!

<b>Maniacs get their first win!</b>
The Elsinore Maniacs finally got their first win in their 9th career game. The victory came against a High Elf team called <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=529693>Head In the Clouds</a href>
"It's been a bit of a struggle up to this point but the team is really starting to gel and we feel like this is just a sign of what's to come for this team," said team owner (and player) Pum Elsinore. "Expect to see our name in the W column a lot more from here on out."

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2715>Antipodal Regional Shield 06/09 Participant</a> Eliminated in 2nd round

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&group=2715> OCCS Antipodal Regional Shield 07/09</a> Eliminated in 2nd round
Despite suffering 3 SI and 1 RIP against a tough Khemri team whose coach's CR > 170, we managed to force Overtime and got lucky enough to win the coin toss when neither team could score. Tough match to recover from for 2nd round where we lost to a healthy Necro team.

<b>OCCS Reeborc Stomp IV!: Summer Slaughter</b>
Finished open play with a 4-3-2 record. Eliminated in 1st round of KO portion.

<b>Doug McKenzie retires!</b>
After picking up a niggle due to aging and suffering another niggle against the Abyssal Alpha Males, star centaur Doug McKenzie, fondly referred to by his teammates as 'Hoser', has decided it is time to hang up the hoof shoes, go rut in the pasture and drink some beers eh.

<b>OCCS Bloodweiser Cup 2009</b> lost in first round to Orcs

<b>Orca-Cola Classic 2009</b> lost in semifinals to a tough buncha greenskins

<b>Spectre Valley Open (June 2010) and (September 2010)</b> Champions!
<img src=http://fumbbl.com/teams/310400.jpg>

<b>Spectre Valley Open (August 2010)</b> Runners Up

<b>Brewmeister Smith is Killed</b> The old troll got killed by a Sneaky Lizard in the August 2010 Spectre Valley Open, leaving the brewery without a brewmaster. Head coach Pum Elsinore is pullling out all the stops to find a suitable replacement.

<b>New Brewmaster!</b>Elsinore Brewery is happy to report that Brewmeister Bruce has joined the team. "He's got some pretty big shoes to fill," Said brewery owner Pum Elsinore. "But thankfully Brewmeister Smith passed down his legendary recipe to his replacement, so our product will still be the same great brew that Elsinore fans have grown to love."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow
  37 0 7 0 9 3 54/76 210k
(233)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 100k
(94)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, +MA
  16 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 120k
(135)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Strip Ball
  38 0 0 0 22 4 64/76 150k
(178)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  23 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 90k
(115)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  20 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(135)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  37 0 0 0 11 5 47/51 140k
(155)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Guard
  36 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 120k
(135)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Block
  26 1 2 0 1 3 24/31 80k
(105)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Strip Ball
  37 16 10 0 2 1 55/76 140k
(140)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Diving Tackle
  12 0 2 0 0 3 21/31 90k
(75)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(50)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Dirty Player
  26 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 80k
(105)k
 
13 players  
Coach: adambomb Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 20  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:38 (15/7/16) |TD Diff:-1 (41 - 42) |Cas Diff:41 (65/37/16 - 46/24/7)
Last Opponent: King Norrs Hammers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
East Ridge DarkskinsDark Elf1000k101/0/030k1 - 11000k100/1/080k44k
Willard Bay WarthogsNurgle's Rotters1040k90/1/140k0 - 11080k132/0/090k41k
WereMiceSkaven1100k101/1/060k1 - 11280k80/0/020k53k
Lustria Long BombsLizardmen1180k121/1/050k1 - 1990k122/0/060k50k
Midnight RidersChaos1260k81/0/060k0 - 11190k81/0/090k47k
Gdanks GnashersOrc1330k130/3/040k0 - 21510k130/1/050k57k
Willard Bay WarthogsNurgle's Rotters1410k51/0/040k0 - 21510k181/2/040k48k
Booyaka, Baby!Norse1390k151/1/160k1 - 21610k182/0/060k62k
Head in the CloudsHigh Elf1490k173/1/070k1 - 01400k60/0/060k54k
Venture AntitributeVampire1490k111/1/060k1 - 21630k130/2/080k69k
Angry Green LegionOrc1590k101/0/070k1 - 01590k92/0/170k98k
Nurgles NosepickersNurgle's Rotters1690k275/0/130k3 - 11550k174/0/030k73k
Dead DrunksUndead1780k153/0/030k1 - 21740k215/0/040k73k
Neverending TormentKhemri1750k142/2/020k1 - 11750k204/3/240k78k
Frankensteins RevengeNecromantic1700k80/0/040k1 - 21670k192/2/030k80k
mighty oaks of naggarothWood Elf1690k183/0/020k3 - 11530k110/0/050k50k
Endless TormentDark Elf1740k163/1/020k0 - 11750k141/1/030k80k
Sons of NorthNorse1790k122/0/150k0 - 21880k142/0/070k98k
Orca HeroesWood Elf1770k194/1/040k2 - 11680k121/0/070k74k
Smyna SledgesChaos Dwarf1860k80/1/050k1 - 11690k102/1/030k84k
Dark TribeDark Elf1920k152/3/050k1 - 21920k160/0/060k48k
Crusty's TeamDwarf1930k141/0/070k2 - 21900k141/0/060k84k
Maniacs of MordheimSkaven1970k182/1/040k2 - 11880k130/2/030k90k
Abyssal Alpha MalesChaos Chosen2050k191/4/060k1 - 01990k91/1/060k103k
Orca HeroesWood Elf1970k92/0/030k0 - 31800k203/0/080k89k
Da Kreen KrushersOrc2000k50/0/020k0 - 21800k132/0/160k99k
Indigo Uns Go FastaOrc1970k122/0/080k1 - 01380k81/0/060k83k
Dark TribeDark Elf2000k191/1/350k2 - 12140k111/1/030k65k
Green Spawn of DoomOrc2080k94/0/020k1 - 22920k110/1/040k119k
Smyna SledgesChaos Dwarf2070k221/4/140k3 - 02240k91/2/140k82k
Barbaric HunsChaos Dwarf2160k140/3/040k1 - 02070k70/0/060k124k
orcs from WartOrc2230k142/2/160k1 - 02030k110/1/030k87k
Smyna SledgesChaos Dwarf2280k111/1/210k0 - 12280k102/1/040k110k
Barbaric HunsChaos Dwarf2250k224/1/080k2 - 02080k70/0/050k116k
BlessDwarf2390k90/0/040k1 - 01950k70/1/040k125k
Sneaky LizardsLizardmen2410k133/1/150k1 - 21850k153/0/290k107k
Sneaky LizardsLizardmen2090k142/0/270k1 - 11980k80/1/070k108k
King Norrs HammersNorse2190k244/2/250k2 - 01730k60/0/080k83k