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OUR FOULOSOPHY!

We aim to foul you every turn – unfortunately we have to knock you down before we can.
COUNT ON T16 FOULS!!!!!

The Goons and their fans thrive on the mayhem & carnage of a blood bowl match. A match without at least 4 casualties regardless of side is considered an absolute waste of time.

189 Casualties (with fouls and eaten gobbos)

The Goons are the product of the Glibbersnot Realistic Fake Doggie Doo Company (with realistic smell that sticks to your hands, hair, and clothes.

Glibbersnot, realizing his lifelong fascination with blood bowl, mayhem, and blood started the Goons with a lot of optimism but very little experience. The team is seeing a revival of sorts under the mismanagement of Glibber’da Loon, the Goons 8th player-owner

Congratulations to Scivert Scumeater for being the top 10 active goblin fouler

Yertl the Toecrusher (TOP SCORER – 4TD)
(who died goin for it) scored his 4th TD and has crushed the old TD highwater mark of 3

Many Goons fans consider the Glibbersnot player-owners to be one of the teams many great weaknesses. The only exception being Glibbersnot Blackentoe, their 5th leader.

The Useless 4 – just 15 games, 1 foul, 0 Cas combined!

Blackentoe – The Turning Point – From Horrible to Bad

OK, Maybe just average but the best this team has seen!



TROLL FOOD!!!



Fallen Foes*
*we respect you while we dance on your graves


Our office staff are out digging up the bodies for display - They are expected back any time now


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
  39 0 0 0 16 3 47/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
  32 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
3
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
-av, -st, n 64 0 1 0 2 5 32/51 110k
(40+70)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
n, -ag 43 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
  9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  21 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
  23 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
13
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
16
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: ryanfitz Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1390k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:84 (7/7/70) |TD Diff:-156 (37 - 193) |Cas Diff:-69 (111/59/30 - 142/82/45)
Last Opponent: Italo Disco Kings RL

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Da Gobleen TeemGoblin1000k92/0/040k0 - 31110k201/1/080k54k
Undermountain SteelersDwarf970k80/0/050k1 - 01000k91/0/140k51k
House Medical DiagnosisNurgle's Rotters970k70/1/040k0 - 31070k202/1/150k57k
Mental GirlsAmazon950k21/0/060k0 - 51090k283/0/170k60k
Seventh ApocalypseChaos Chosen910k80/0/080k1 - 21000k161/1/060k54k
los pequeños monstritosChaos Dwarf950k71/0/040k0 - 31130k160/0/140k47k
Gladewind StompersWood Elf940k60/0/080k2 - 21200k120/0/050k66k
Claws of chaosChaos970k122/1/050k1 - 11000k141/1/080k55k
Bone to the HeadOgre1010k131/1/150k1 - 11000k80/0/060k63k
Tree-DwellersWood Elf1050k130/0/080k1 - 01000k30/1/00k46k
Drazgoth CowboysChaos Chosen1130k71/0/070k0 - 11070k101/1/050k69k
Deathmoore GiantsShambling Undead1160k90/1/170k0 - 21090k234/2/050k73k
Janitorial KingsHuman1210k155/0/050k0 - 21210k181/1/160k73k
tree huggsWood Elf1130k50/0/070k0 - 21330k233/2/190k72k
Kazzadores IISkaven1080k92/2/030k0 - 71140k382/1/240k54k
Longing forHalfling980k71/0/060k0 - 41000k254/1/080k43k
Jollybog scallawagsOrc1060k101/0/030k1 - 21000k203/0/080k42k
Universal HeadbangersDwarf1070k50/0/090k0 - 21100k192/1/450k63k
Tupastar PuzzulentSkaven970k150/1/260k2 - 11140k80/0/050k62k
WasuWisouElf1070k72/0/070k0 - 21050k120/0/070k56k
Fyndhorn FryarsHigh Elf1120k100/0/060k1 - 41100k230/0/070k68k
Elemental FuryNorse1190k111/2/030k0 - 51160k351/4/270k53k
Falling FastWood Elf1080k93/0/150k0 - 51000k221/1/190k64k
Misfit MummersKhemri1150k71/1/090k0 - 41000k210/2/060k62k
Finally I Made OneHuman1210k60/0/060k0 - 51270k374/1/250k58k
LiberaleNurgle's Rotters1230k70/2/130k0 - 21250k223/1/160k34k
Zee RatzSkaven1230k133/1/150k0 - 31150k213/1/080k47k
XDream GirlsDark Elf1270k72/0/030k0 - 31000k221/1/060k57k
Hammarby HalflingsHalfling1280k133/2/030k0 - 41290k190/0/030k40k
GoNdArNuTzOrc1330k84/1/060k0 - 11310k131/1/170k59k
One Last DanceWood Elf1360k80/0/060k1 - 41380k322/4/160k69k
Superheroes who suckHuman1360k11/0/170k0 - 11000k131/0/170k50k
Oakland NymphsWood Elf1300k212/1/070k4 - 11170k140/1/090k63k
Cursed GreenskinsOrc1420k50/0/060k0 - 21400k161/1/060k45k
Unliving CreaturesUndead1440k80/0/040k1 - 31500k297/3/150k77k
Recipe for DisasterHalfling1410k122/0/070k1 - 31270k203/2/070k59k
Bonehead BravesOgre1470k71/1/060k0 - 11240k163/1/050k57k
Felarin's FliersHigh Elf1510k92/0/060k0 - 11420k141/0/160k41k
Hobbits HootersHalfling1460k111/2/230k0 - 11310k111/0/050k65k
Bash'em BearsOrc1500k72/2/040k0 - 11570k145/1/150k64k
Red Eyes GlaringDark Elf1500k70/0/150k0 - 41450k231/1/130k59k
You BrutesChaos1550k21/0/130k0 - 21240k181/2/140k47k
scrubs returnNecromantic1550k61/3/060k0 - 31330k202/1/050k53k
Massive DumbnessOgre1520k111/2/030k2 - 01350k111/2/150k51k
Orcky snacksOrc1430k71/1/080k0 - 21280k211/1/440k63k
Greatwood GhostsWood Elf1220k91/1/080k0 - 51000k241/2/090k60k
Wood B GoodWood Elf1320k90/0/030k1 - 21290k192/0/070k54k
LabRats RecruitedSkaven1370k120/3/040k1 - 21300k110/0/080k58k
Hobbits HootersHalfling1390k124/0/040k1 - 01450k70/1/030k62k
Soul ExchangeChaos Chosen1430k110/0/080k2 - 11350k153/0/040k60k
28 Years LaterUndead1490k81/0/130k0 - 21460k233/3/040k60k
Birka CataclysmNorse1490k121/1/070k1 - 31470k212/1/260k69k
CROmagnumsOrc1250k71/1/140k0 - 21220k120/0/040k59k
Dudes AbideHuman1230k111/1/020k1 - 11130k100/0/020k39k
Bloody RequiemDark Elf1250k102/1/150k1 - 21180k171/1/080k58k
Khornes Murder Squad ReturnChaos1290k50/0/050k0 - 21390k173/0/160k51k
Dark LFCDark Elf1300k71/0/230k1 - 31110k232/2/060k48k
Zombrioz 2Dark Elf1230k50/0/030k0 - 41000k251/2/180k45k
Hospital Outpatient OrcsOrc1180k21/0/250k0 - 11090k111/0/040k50k
Zonny LemurAmazon1200k111/3/080k1 - 11130k172/2/030k57k
Pantheon ProjektDark Elf1250k70/0/170k0 - 31170k211/0/160k62k
Ratsor's EdgeSkaven1280k60/0/030k0 - 11520k183/2/050k51k
Caproni CorazzatiChaos1280k51/0/050k0 - 31190k202/1/070k32k
Toon Losers 2009Chaos1340k62/0/140k0 - 01000k90/1/140k50k
Kalahari MeerkatsSkaven1360k183/2/040k2 - 21280k161/1/070k56k
LcaclowOrc1400k52/1/070k0 - 11160k131/1/090k51k
Slaanesh's Beautiful BridesChaos Chosen1430k93/1/080k0 - 31330k201/2/080k63k
Hijos de la VictoriaHuman1480k113/2/020k0 - 31540k203/1/070k44k
LumpGobbosGoblin1470k122/4/170k1 - 41660k231/1/020k47k
Kasachstan Allez!Chaos Dwarf1530k101/1/010k1 - 21440k173/0/140k46k
Peter Pan and the Lost BoysWood Elf1530k51/3/070k0 - 21590k151/0/070k63k
Choking_VictimGoblin1560k120/1/270k0 - 12080k142/1/080k106k
Cartoon CalamityNurgle1520k71/0/250k0 - 11620k213/2/180k29k
PunctuationsChaos Dwarf1370k51/0/130k0 - 31310k211/1/270k35k
Nuffle Blasphemers Iowa EnergyDark Elf1280k114/0/040k0 - 11230k150/0/230k21k
Ogre PoweredOgre1280k72/0/020k0 - 21640k214/1/070k24k
Greenskinned KillaazzOrc1210k122/0/050k1 - 21160k163/0/040k20k
HolismHuman1270k50/0/010k0 - 61530k415/4/080k24k
Dankest Chaos Kill-TeamChaos Chosen1110k134/0/150k0 - 32490k201/0/070k27k
DLE Scaly GriffinsLizardmen1220k94/3/070k0 - 11370k164/0/050k18k
ratatorSkaven1260k71/0/040k0 - 21350k141/0/060k19k
Some Shady CharactersDark Elf1360k124/1/140k1 - 22060k173/1/070k34k
Excellence of Execution!Chaos Chosen1310k112/1/140k0 - 12300k182/2/180k35k
Italo Disco Kings RLHuman1170k123/0/030k1 - 32130k212/0/160k24k