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Season 3 - Qpool
The Smashers enter the arena of the Southern Wastes mid-season, only reaching 8 out of the possible 10 games but coming off strongly in the games they did play. Placed in Division 4 for the forthcoming season, The Smashers play such a convincing streak in the annual Gentlemen's Picnic(coming Runner-up) that they are bumped up to Division 3.

Season 4 - Division 3
With an incredibly strong performance the doughty dwarves manage to seal the season, coming first place without a loss. Before Division 2, we would like to take some time out to appreciate our Twahnlow winning talent.

Taking away the Copper Boot for gratuitous fouling here is Ton Thunderhammer .

And also Crasx Ironhead winner of the Copper Knuckle for excessive blocking.

Season 5 - Division 2
A poor season 5 for the Smashers leaves them sitting 5th on the Division 2 table, after many bribes to various judiciary councils a new ruling system brought in to the SWL tournament quietly gives a relegation match the pass over. Leaving the Smashers with another season to attempt to gain Premiership and even some grudges in the great book.

Enter the Gentlemen's Picnic, an illustrious affair attended by all from near and far in the Southern Wastes. The Smashers show consistent performance to reach the final of this great event for the 2nd time running, including vanquishing last seasons Picnic winner, but again fall just shy of the real glory. More candles will be burnt writing in the book of grudges.

Season 6 - South West Conference
Season 6, and nothing could go wrong for the stalwart Smashers, taking out the South West Conference without a loss to be promoted to Premier.

And in The Smashers 3rd appearance in the annual Gentlemen's Picnic, and 3rd appearance in the final, they finally manage to take the prestigious position of PICNIC CHAMPIONS

Season 7 - Premier Division
A perfect start for The Smashers first season in Premier, winning every match and scaring 2 teams so badly that they didn't show at the pitch for 3 potential matches, making the dwarves PREMIER CHAMPIONS!. Also, The Twahnlows return for Season 7 and The Smashers didn't go unmentioned.

Taking away the Golden Knuckles award Grak Redeye.

and the Golden Fist winner Riff Boulderbrother

After all the walking over the Southern Wastes to empty stadiums, the boys can surely be given some leeway in Season 8, after all, they must all have extremely sore feet from all that walking, aye ref *nudge**nudge*...

Season 8 - Premier Divison
The Smashers are sure to dig deeply into the team finances for drinking money, the first match of the new season and another no-show leaves the dwarves bored and surly(er).

Finally a walk in the park with local greenskins Wanna Beatin give The Smashers some game time.

Followed by a good game versus the always tryin Black Crowes, the dwarves actually get outcassed!.

An awesome game with the self-proclaimed best in the business (at fouling), say that again when we there isn't a 20% luck-o-meter diff dead boys!.

The game that ended the winning streak, poor effort by the dwarves, great effort by the orcs, and another 2 deaths to add to the 2 from last game. The death of The Smashers? waiting to be seen.

The last 2 games versus the two Lizardman teams both end in draws. While a lot lower in ST, the dwarves end up causing a swath of casualties.
Unfortunately. a win in the last game goes begging after a Saurus makes a 6+,5+ dodge to blitz the ball-carrier before a td. This still leaves us sitting first equal on the championship, and beating the Warlizards by touchdown count-back. Unfortunately, the Slumbering Skinks manage to draw their last game, ending up first equal as well, and thanks to some amazing bribes payed to most of the administrative staff, The Smashers end up piped for the title, and come second. Can you say Grudge?, kinda an anagram for dwarf.

The end of season Twahnlow awards come through and The Smashers snag a few.
Kahn Rockarm after holding the team together so well, gain recognition for his hard work.Winner of the award for best and fairest in the premiership division this season, the Twahnlow Medal.
Also, the winner of the Golden Fist and Golden Knuckles awards and [b]Crasx Ironhead[/b] also takes away the Golden Knuckles award.

Season 9 - Premier Divison

A very disorganized season for the Premier Division, The Smashers manage to play a grand total of 5 games. Unfortunately this was one more than any other actively participating team as a few teams dropped out after only playing one match. Performing well in the matches they did play, The Smashers took the Premiership title for the second time. As well as a swag of Twahnlows Crasx Ironhead takes away the Golden Knuckles and Golden Shield for the highest number of casualties and blocks respectively.
And Kahn Rockarm receives the Golden Slipper and Golden ball for the most yards gained from rushing and the most touchdowns.

After 6 seasons in the formal divisions of The Southern Waste League, 3 in the Premier Division. The Smashers retired from their pole position to move into the informal Open League of the Southern Waste Fringe. In particular as opening players for the Thunderdome League.

Season 10 - Southern Waste Fringe

Thunderdome League


The Smashers only manage a draw in the opening match of the Thunderdome versus the Karaz Krasherz and are relegated to general Thunderdome League play. Only managing one match against an undersized Ogre outfit, The Smashers look forward to a more match filled season as the League rolls on.

Season 11 - Southern Waste Fringe

Taking the entire season off for relaxation, recreation and solo sporting careers, The Smashers are placeholders in the giant abyss of the Fringe while the players and management attempt to spend the massive Southside riches the team has garnered. Not an easy task when nearly every pub and brewery in the land gives hefty discounts to the holders of so many SWL titles.


Season 12 - Southern Waste Fringe

Half the Smashers being broke, and the other half awaiting trial, management hastily books a match mid-season. Despite fast gaining a reputation of lazy drunkards and louts, finding a willing opponent proved difficult. The match against the Webl Wascals proved why.

Season 13 - Southern Waste Fringe

Beyond Thunderdome

After languishing in the doldrums for so long, The Smashers players felt a bit more focused to play BB with empty pockets. Unfortunately, with poor finances and the new, more "Gentlemanly" rules, Copper Boot winner Ton Thunderhammer and 62 game veteran Yuri Gravelmakerwere released from the team. With two-thirds of the iron-boot brigade off the team, many fans are dismayed at what this portends for The Smashers future.

Trophy Cabinet

Season 3 - Gentlemen's Picnic(64 Team KO-tourny) Runners-Up
Season 4 - Division 4 Champions
Season 5 - Gentlemen's Picnic Runners-Up
Season 6 - South West Conference Winners & Gentlemen's Picnic Champions
Season 7 - Premier Champions
Season 8 - Premier Runners-Up
Season 9 - Premier Champions

Our best winning run, 19 Wins in a row within Premier/Conferences (no draw/loss).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Runner
8 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, +MA, Tackle, +MA, Strip Ball, Pro
  45 4 34 0 7 2 Legend
130
220k
(80+140)k
 
2
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
  4 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
n 20 0 4 0 9 2 40/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
4
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Tackle, Multiple Block
  61 0 3 0 32 8 113/176 190k
(90+100)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  18 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dirty Player, +ST, Mighty Blow
  76 0 0 1 12 6 56/76 180k
(70+110)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
  27 0 2 0 7 4 40/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dauntless, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro
n 76 1 1 0 21 8 86/176 170k
(70+100)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
n 16 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Dodge, Guard
  26 3 9 0 3 1 41/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
12
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  11 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  13 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
14
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
  47 0 2 1 7 4 42/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
15
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Dirty Player
  43 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Sandune Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 2450k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:77 (56/11/10) |TD Diff:78 (144 - 66) |Cas Diff:150 (144/79/43 - 68/33/15)
Last Opponent: Dingo Initiative

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Gumbeast UnitedTomb Kings1000k192/1/170k2 - 11000k100/0/040k72k
Splinter's CellSkaven1090k271/3/040k5 - 11030k110/0/080k45k
Necromantic KnightsNecromantic1200k141/0/080k2 - 11130k102/0/040k49k
AtaxiaChaos1260k202/0/050k3 - 01200k91/0/060k56k
Saurus StampedeLizardmen1360k81/0/040k0 - 31490k203/0/190k61k
Nambie Pambie Tree HuggersWood Elf1280k202/0/160k2 - 01390k60/0/030k44k
Citadel AncientsNecromantic Horror1390k141/0/060k2 - 11470k80/0/070k65k
Underdark City DemonsDark Elf1450k121/0/040k1 - 11550k100/0/050k57k
Citadel AncientsNecromantic Horror1500k273/1/250k3 - 21610k130/0/030k74k
Prince ReagentsHigh Elf1610k151/1/270k2 - 11790k121/2/050k88k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1640k121/2/030k1 - 21660k161/1/060k78k
Kano's Black TideOrc1620k80/0/060k1 - 11660k101/0/040k62k
Sewer Pipe DreamSkaven1650k150/1/150k2 - 12160k100/0/050k79k
TenebraeDark Elf1740k163/0/070k2 - 11750k40/0/00k46k
I-HouseHuman1840k110/0/080k2 - 11890k100/0/060k83k
Black CrowesChaos1860k80/0/040k1 - 01770k132/2/030k50k
TenebraeDark Elf1730k152/0/050k2 - 01820k50/0/060k68k
Lord's of WarHigh Elf1820k100/0/130k1 - 21660k171/0/150k47k
WarlizardsLizardmen1860k93/0/020k0 - 22190k172/1/030k76k
I-HouseHuman1720k161/2/190k2 - 11980k111/0/050k69k
Black CrowesChaos1860k91/1/040k0 - 11930k101/0/020k51k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1900k123/0/030k1 - 02120k71/0/050k67k
adMinisters of FunkTomb Kings1960k192/1/120k2 - 02080k72/2/010k66k
Smack DownKhemri1840k182/0/030k3 - 11580k101/0/060k73k
Prince ReagentsHigh Elf1920k172/1/130k1 - 02080k50/0/040k55k
I-HouseHuman1980k144/1/110k1 - 32060k183/2/040k72k
Archfiends of AtrocityKhemri1950k162/1/150k1 - 11830k143/0/040k65k
Iridine GladiatorsNurgle's Rotters2000k192/1/080k1 - 01940k00/0/00k86k
Western Sydney WondersElven Union2130k260/1/360k4 - 02110k90/0/050k79k
CreepersShambling Undead2200k222/3/020k3 - 01690k71/2/030k76k
Black CrowesChaos2280k161/1/110k1 - 02230k60/0/050k67k
Fyord FrollikarsNorse2310k203/0/260k2 - 02010k112/0/040k81k
Brothers In BloodbowlDwarf2280k152/1/060k2 - 01770k81/1/030k90k
League of Exhumed GentlemenShambling Undead2370k121/0/090k1 - 01560k00/0/00k91k
Wanna BeatinOrc2480k234/1/140k3 - 02040k111/1/050k63k
Maniac Mammalians IIWood Elf2430k305/3/040k4 - 22330k161/0/030k68k
Zen AdeptsChaos Dwarf2520k194/2/070k2 - 12380k122/0/020k128k
Archfiends of AtrocityKhemri2550k131/0/00k2 - 02040k114/1/010k71k
Carlton UnitedHuman2510k152/2/040k2 - 12340k110/0/120k90k
Zen AdeptsChaos Dwarf2570k144/1/050k1 - 02610k60/0/030k113k
Lord's of WarHigh Elf2640k141/1/110k1 - 02500k80/0/10k28k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2680k245/1/220k2 - 12560k101/0/030k68k
Gumbeast UnitedTomb Kings2710k192/4/030k2 - 02160k61/0/040k80k
Wanna BeatinOrc2630k203/2/00k3 - 02320k90/1/00k54k
Black CrowesChaos2440k131/1/110k2 - 12500k124/0/010k97k
Wicker MenUndead2480k153/1/060k2 - 02060k71/0/340k88k
Karaz KrasherzOrc2240k122/0/110k0 - 12440k161/1/210k76k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2010k172/3/00k2 - 22510k110/0/020k80k
WarlizardsLizardmen2060k164/2/120k1 - 12440k101/0/050k81k
Castlemaine BreweriesHuman2110k182/1/240k3 - 02110k111/0/130k96k
Flitter MiceWood Elf2080k120/1/190k2 - 12460k50/0/00k82k
Good Old Days ReturnHuman2200k92/1/010k0 - 22030k173/1/050k87k
Beasts of BowlChaos Chosen2220k173/0/050k3 - 12220k100/0/040k79k
SWL LosersHigh Elf2320k160/1/110k2 - 11920k150/0/020k92k
Adelaide AnvilsDwarf2360k110/0/040k2 - 22360k212/1/120k88k
Gumbeast UnitedTomb Kings2420k153/0/010k2 - 02200k50/0/030k95k
Brothers In BloodbowlDwarf2470k252/2/110k3 - 02520k50/0/020k74k
Bash DChaos2530k192/4/030k2 - 02360k70/0/110k115k
Black CrowesChaos2420k80/0/030k1 - 02640k62/0/00k92k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen2460k80/1/040k1 - 12490k132/0/040k108k
Flitter MiceWood Elf2510k203/3/010k3 - 22680k151/0/010k102k
Karaz KrasherzOrc2560k171/1/020k2 - 22660k163/1/10k85k
Da Big LadzOgre2620k121/0/140k1 - 02140k110/2/060k105k
Webl WascalsNorse2700k234/5/130k2 - 02900k100/2/00k131k
Glade StridersWood Elf2390k192/2/010k2 - 22190k181/0/130k107k
Saints of KildaHuman2440k203/3/130k3 - 12560k110/0/00k101k
70 odd Foot of GruntsOrc2520k122/1/020k1 - 22210k160/1/070k108k
70 odd Foot of GruntsOrc2570k151/1/050k2 - 02360k90/1/030k108k
70 odd Foot of GruntsOrc2650k161/0/150k2 - 12570k122/0/130k102k
Dark HereticsOrc2660k132/0/040k2 - 12600k90/1/010k102k
Fallen Ark WraithlordsDark Elf2720k194/1/020k3 - 22400k140/0/020k117k
Fluffy Lil BunniesAmazon2720k173/1/040k2 - 02200k70/0/020k102k
GumbinautsDark Elf2810k191/1/260k3 - 12140k110/1/070k144k
33 Chin Chen StreetNorse2720k253/0/440k2 - 21800k120/0/030k93k
BBQ Wednesday RegularsChaos Dwarf2810k151/0/150k2 - 01790k70/1/080k129k
Remember FailureNurgle2780k153/1/120k2 - 22070k212/4/020k114k
Dingo InitiativeNecromantic Horror2830k110/1/030k1 - 22130k152/0/050k111k