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GET TO THE POINT! The Pointier the better! Spikes, nails, pikes, spears, in short anything that can be used to poke, prod or prick our enemies to death is good enough for us. We run with scissors. All the time... - Coach Dagger 'Arghgedoffyagit' O'Stabs at the Pointy Bits United First Press Conference While the team has had notable early successes against very tough opponents the bodies being wheeled away to the morgue after every match point to the problems with their dress code. Pointy Bits United's deadly uniforms consisting largely of spikes and blades. Very impressive, but deadly to the players themselves as well as the opponent. <bold>Slicer I</bold> was brutally slain by his own helmet after failing a go for it. Much to the delight of the fans, <bold>Slicer II</bold> was killed when a fan threw the new Slicer Action Figure (TM) at him. The apothecary said that thanks to the new "Slicer Death Move", (TM, AGES 3+) his death was both painful and more vicious than it otherwise would have been... Sales have since increased 232%. Update: It was a chilly winter's day when Pointy Bits United travelled to Kislev to play in a competitive match against their first undead opponents. As the game started heavy snow blanketed the field and for many of the Dark Elf players it was to be their first (and last) experience with snow. After slipping on a ice patch running for the endzone the Star Player 'Knives' was set upon by three Zombies, two Mummies and a Ghoul. When the team finally recovered most of his body to bring to the Apothecary they couldn't find him. Instead they found this note. "Bugger this for a game of soldiers, I'm freezing my bits of. Am staying at the Imperial Hotel... in Altdorf. Whips broke her leg on ice and only two players remained standing, largely frozen to the spot, at the end of the game. Said the Point Bits United Coach "Hmm, seems that Snow, Ice and cold don't work so well with pointy bits...". Pointy Bits United also request the return of the partly eaten leg of Knives.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Lineman Necro	Necromantic	1000k	13	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1000k	11	2/1/1	40k	44k
Animalia Reptilia	Lizardmen	1000k	17	0/2/0	70k	3 - 3	1000k	16	1/0/0	20k	37k
Kindergarten BadBoys	Chaos	1070k	15	1/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1000k	14	1/1/0	50k	27k
Amber Bombers	Wood Elf	1080k	25	1/0/0	70k	4 - 2	1000k	14	0/0/0	70k	39k
Vitorianas	Amazon	1210k	30	3/1/0	70k	4 - 2	1150k	17	2/1/0	40k	51k
Brutal Orcs	Orc	1350k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1370k	21	4/1/1	50k	45k
-Athel Loren Gladeguards-	Wood Elf	1320k	14	0/0/0	20k	3 - 3	1240k	19	1/0/0	30k	45k
Rettilario	Lizardmen	1320k	17	1/0/1	60k	2 - 2	1200k	13	1/0/0	60k	47k
Couronne Corpses	Shambling Undead	1420k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1460k	12	1/2/1	80k	51k
Da Broots	Ogre	1290k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1150k	12	1/1/0	60k	50k
Experiment B1456-0	Chaos	1380k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1440k	15	1/1/1	80k	60k