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A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and
the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back
because the scorpion cannot swim. The frog asks,
"How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says,
"Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "But little frog, I can swim."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Guard
  17 6 2 0 1 1 19/31 170k
(170)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
n 22 5 3 0 2 0 18/31 140k
(127)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
  20 2 4 0 5 1 29/31 140k
(153)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle
  6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 120k
(130)k
 
5
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step
  15 1 3 0 0 3 25/31 150k
(175)k
 
6
Witch Elf
8 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA
  8 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 140k
(155)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
n 4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(75)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
n 10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(75)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
  3 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 90k
(120)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  23 7 0 0 4 0 15/16 90k
(90)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dirty Player
  22 3 1 0 1 3 23/31 110k
(133)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  23 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(90)k
 
16
Lineman
5 3 5 8
+AG, Sure Hands, Leap
-ma, n 22 14 1 0 2 2 31/51 150k
(123)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Slartibart Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (4/2/17) |TD Diff:-28 (22 - 50) |Cas Diff:-15 (17/9/4 - 21/16/8)
Last Opponent: Failures to Come

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
i neri del neroDark Elf1000k190/1/070k3 - 11000k90/0/060k39k
Valdimar EaglesHigh Elf1100k60/0/060k0 - 21000k171/1/080k65k
Raging ElyosHigh Elf1180k160/1/070k2 - 11070k100/0/030k55k
vermin expressSkaven1280k121/0/050k0 - 41240k252/0/260k64k
STDNurgle's Rotters1180k100/0/040k1 - 21280k144/1/080k57k
Raging Darkness II RevenganceDark Elf1230k40/0/00k1 - 31260k230/0/0140k77k
Elfish PioneersHigh Elf1230k150/3/020k0 - 31190k181/0/070k21k
Snooty KnobsHigh Elf1280k120/0/050k2 - 41510k180/0/050k41k
Gratful deadShambling Undead1360k163/0/030k1 - 21440k161/1/080k64k
Colegas NarcosOgre1430k163/0/040k1 - 21440k150/2/070k61k
Spanish CorridaChaos Dwarf1500k60/0/070k0 - 31530k181/1/070k48k
Deaf, Dumb, and BlindDark Elf1580k121/1/050k0 - 31670k201/0/060k75k
New Hope UnitedHuman1650k120/0/140k1 - 21580k141/0/030k43k
NadazombiesNecromantic1720k81/0/050k0 - 21690k172/4/060k53k
shadowrowsAmazon1780k151/0/020k2 - 11670k100/0/110k50k
The_PhilosophersHuman1730k120/0/040k1 - 31690k231/1/280k65k
Skaven Terror Corps IISkaven1630k92/0/070k1 - 31520k221/1/160k64k
Donne FamoseAmazon1620k130/0/040k2 - 01620k100/1/110k45k
BBC Heisenberg 08Human1600k171/0/030k2 - 21670k161/0/060k65k
Warpstone War RatsSkaven1670k162/2/220k1 - 11610k90/0/030k66k
Girls! Girls!Amazon1730k52/1/050k0 - 11830k80/0/070k82k
Nasty WasteNecromantic1790k50/0/00k0 - 11790k203/3/140k55k
Failures to ComeDark Elf1800k150/0/120k1 - 42480k191/0/050k79k