Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran,
cast vicariously as both victim and villain by
the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere
veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi,
now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous
visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified
and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent
vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the
violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as
a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity
of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and
the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most
verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very
good honour to meet you and you may call me V.