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After winning a tabletop skaven team on BUBBLE 2011, I decided to learn to play Skaven.

2012/04/21: The team was developing very nicely, until this match. Then it was a rookie team again.

2012/07/10: The team just went from 40/14/2 to 40/14/4. I must be losing my touch.

note to self: lino names:
Sprague, Dawley, Zucker, Fischer, Hairless, Biobreeding Diabetes-Prone, Evans, Fuzzy.


Hall of Fame:

Royal College of Surgeons was my first natural oneturner, and a lovely player.

Shaking rat Kawasaki was a very nice player. Having an AG4 thrower has really spoiled me.

Rowett Nude II was a good defender and would have made a nice oneturner.

Royal college of surgeons II: dodging on AG6, loved it!

Rowett Nude III was magic, and would have made a perfect sacker in time.

Long II was an excellent sacker.

Vulgaris was a nasty piece of work. After a niggle and not rolling doubles 5 times, I wasn't entirely sad to see him go.

Royal College of Surgeons III was a lovely mutant gutter, but bloaty as hell. With 2 heads and 4 arms, he was vastly inferior to (but much cooler than) a +AG gutter. As such, losing him probably didn't do the team much harm, but I'm still sad to see him go.

Dawley II was an amazing retrieval specialist. With his two heads and huge forepaw, this gutter could get the ball anywhere it went. Suffering 7 serious injuries, Dawley II slowed down a bit towards the end of his carreer, but he was nevertheless central to the team's great performance for over 50 games. With 132 spps he was the team's highest achieving player for a long time.

Rowett Nude IV had an early carreer as a sacker, with a later development as a onteturner. This made him a solid all-rounder and a great asset. However, he saw too much playtime and represented too much TV for his -AV to be acceptable.

Wistar II was this team's first and only legend, and was my first ever clawpomb legend. Taking a debatable +MA made him great for hunting halfway across the pitch, and his legend skill horns let him do so with little help, striking fear into the enemy's hearts all over.

Royal College of Surgeons V was a splendid rat, gutterier than a gutter. He had just skilled when that same game a random block said sploosh!

Vulgaris II was a great killer, killed by an unskilled foul and an unskilled apothecary.

Tourney history: out in Round 1 of the LC, playing vs zons with only 1 tackle.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Claw, Mighty Blow
-ma, m 12 1 2 0 5 1 22/31 140k
(0)k
 
2
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA
  4 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 110k
(80+30)k
 
3
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Leader, Accurate, Kick-Off Return, Block, +AG
-ma 88 101 3 0 5 10 170/176 190k
(70+120)k
 
4
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
 
5
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Strip Ball
  10 1 4 1 1 0 17/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Kick, Guard, Block
  20 0 0 0 3 5 31/51 120k
(50+70)k
 
7
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Big Hand, Side Step, +MA, Sprint
  46 5 24 1 1 6 111/176 200k
(80+120)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  34 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
10
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
  17 2 5 0 1 2 29/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Guard
-ma 25 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 80k
(50+30)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
  10 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1630k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 410k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:122 (80/26/16) |TD Diff:159 (306 - 147) |Cas Diff:-9 (209/95/38 - 198/102/51)
Last Opponent: Never Date Before First Bite

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
ignoriert das VerfallsdatumNurgle1000k131/0/060k2 - 11000k142/1/050k16k
NocturniVampire1030k201/0/170k2 - 0980k71/0/060k10k
DerpsOgre1170k194/0/050k2 - 01150k91/0/140k15k
Servants of Yog-SothothNecromantic Horror1140k131/0/030k1 - 11170k192/1/250k18k
Gween GoonsOrc1100k110/0/090k2 - 11050k111/0/060k21k
Slaanesh's ShreddersChaos Chosen1160k191/1/060k3 - 01140k70/1/040k24k
kein Funken Leben mehrShambling Undead1170k100/0/070k1 - 21150k130/0/260k30k
Nuln Sports and Social ClubHuman1220k131/1/060k1 - 01180k122/1/020k28k
Ranocchie Suicide IISlann1300k252/0/0130k3 - 01340k00/0/00k30k
elfesdansl'ainpacteHigh Elf1340k161/0/040k2 - 11290k111/0/040k26k
Cheese Eaters EB3Skaven1340k292/3/070k3 - 01260k123/0/030k30k
Intellects Never DieShambling Undead1480k231/1/060k4 - 11440k213/3/260k36k
Big Pirates, Who StinkOgre1160k180/2/080k3 - 11090k121/1/020k15k
Life of BrianOrc1360k140/1/050k2 - 11390k132/0/040k33k
Lego TechnicShambling Undead1520k315/0/180k4 - 11560k153/1/050k32k
Slaanesh Queens of lustsNurgle1520k140/1/080k2 - 01440k80/1/040k32k
Shadow HandsDark Elf1530k121/0/030k1 - 11540k100/1/060k36k
Sannegården ChessmastersDark Elf1610k202/1/070k2 - 11660k90/0/020k39k
Midnight MongerersOrc1690k170/1/080k2 - 21620k234/1/060k28k
Lund DodgesElven Union1780k294/0/080k4 - 21820k172/1/060k24k
Daa Ratz IV [R]Skaven1640k364/2/070k5 - 31540k191/0/030k30k
Team du FromageHuman1860k132/0/070k1 - 21790k182/0/050k36k
Transylvanian TyrantZVampire1860k303/1/170k4 - 21850k223/0/010k30k
Ne'er-do-wellsHuman1810k181/0/070k3 - 21750k131/1/010k27k
FatheadsDwarf1860k202/0/060k3 - 01910k131/1/130k38k
Fab ElevenHigh Elf1600k251/0/160k4 - 41640k263/1/040k32k
Horned Ratz UnitedSkaven1610k182/1/060k2 - 21560k232/1/120k33k
Kitchen ClassicsHuman1710k293/2/060k4 - 11790k191/3/060k38k
Busted!Amazon1390k223/0/170k3 - 01290k111/2/060k29k
Big Living FossilsLizardmen1640k262/1/070k4 - 21750k140/1/060k34k
Sr Kaos KillersChaos Chosen1680k120/0/080k2 - 21680k252/2/060k31k
FCSvendborgDark Elf1560k232/1/040k3 - 01610k71/0/030k26k
League-Al [R]atsSkaven1760k191/1/050k2 - 21650k202/1/060k28k
Spectators ChampionsDark Elf1800k375/2/230k3 - 21720k191/0/040k32k
Absolutly obsoleteHuman1980k250/2/170k4 - 01910k153/1/050k31k
Drakwald DeathsquadChaos Renegade1630k273/2/140k4 - 01620k71/0/050k28k
Northland NightmaresNorse2030k180/1/050k2 - 12070k122/0/020k29k
Evil Scum of the SocietyChaos Chosen2040k180/0/020k4 - 02180k132/1/030k33k
Lounge Tongue LizzardsLizardmen1950k283/1/060k4 - 21990k212/1/260k52k
Estado NovoHuman1760k130/0/050k2 - 21700k181/1/150k29k
Darkened RenegadesDark Elf1710k141/0/050k2 - 21710k212/1/130k29k
Dont say smallDwarf1710k231/1/170k3 - 11710k122/0/030k31k
RabbidBandagesTomb Kings1920k111/0/020k1 - 11920k201/4/170k36k
Fawcett City MarvelsHuman1440k326/1/050k4 - 01510k111/1/040k29k
Folies GrenouillesSlann1610k222/0/050k3 - 21550k192/2/060k31k
Knuckles of KhorneChaos Chosen1640k211/0/070k4 - 01520k183/2/120k31k
High on woodWood Elf1670k252/1/040k4 - 11700k214/0/010k36k
Follet tortugaShambling Undead1760k191/2/050k2 - 21580k172/1/020k30k
Busted!Amazon1750k211/0/050k4 - 11660k193/2/160k30k
Lustria LootersHuman1500k171/0/070k2 - 21400k161/0/140k22k
SunderlandHuman1610k313/1/160k4 - 11690k212/2/010k34k
SaponetteHigh Elf1470k100/1/030k1 - 11490k161/1/070k35k
PokemorsNurgle1720k284/1/070k4 - 21660k161/0/020k34k
Splatsmashers of GunkChaos Renegade1810k161/2/050k2 - 11870k141/2/030k26k
Cruising thu TimeOrc1560k221/1/070k4 - 01710k122/1/050k28k
Inmates and Convicts UnitedHuman1850k181/0/030k3 - 31870k191/1/050k37k
Chaos SetChaos Chosen1860k110/0/050k1 - 21730k162/0/040k33k
Atrapados en el TiempoOrc1850k130/2/020k1 - 22030k265/1/160k36k
autochallengeDark Elf1510k181/0/170k2 - 21530k131/0/030k31k
Crimson HornsChaos Chosen1720k332/2/160k4 - 01730k164/0/130k27k
Pretty Girls and PoisonDark Elf1790k373/2/060k6 - 21750k233/1/160k36k
Skavenblight SkanksSkaven1670k182/2/050k2 - 21920k233/0/170k34k
Dirty WarriorsNorse1670k102/0/050k1 - 21870k195/2/170k34k
Department of ElfDark Elf1450k334/0/440k4 - 11500k141/1/040k33k
Cruising thu TimeOrc1760k181/2/050k2 - 21750k192/0/140k30k
Topek NightmaresSlann1630k181/1/060k2 - 21570k120/0/050k28k
Sex PistolsChaos Renegade1670k324/2/070k5 - 41690k291/1/110k28k
Karak Kadrin MadbeardsDwarf1680k231/3/240k2 - 11760k161/3/060k31k
Vanilla GuardDark Elf1370k221/1/180k3 - 01240k122/1/020k26k
Coal BeardsChaos Dwarf1730k131/0/160k1 - 11610k121/1/170k28k
BailaoresOrc1670k201/1/170k2 - 11590k141/2/040k27k
Chicos ExtrañosChaos Renegade1750k221/0/060k4 - 11750k151/1/050k36k
Vanilla GuardDark Elf1820k192/0/040k2 - 21740k150/0/070k36k
Agility MonstersDwarf1930k170/0/070k3 - 21820k254/1/040k32k
Uxel zons on tourAmazon1930k70/1/020k0 - 21910k244/0/160k35k
WhatIsDeadMayNeverDieShambling Undead1870k220/1/290k2 - 01810k00/0/00k30k
Lustria Golden WarriorsLizardmen1950k274/2/070k3 - 01850k71/0/140k33k
MorkaGorkaOrc1910k90/0/060k1 - 21830k233/2/070k33k
Cretaceous SurvivorsLizardmen1640k161/0/060k2 - 11480k100/1/030k35k
OathlessChaos Renegade1820k272/1/070k4 - 21800k215/0/020k25k
Green Hairy MonstersOrc1870k152/0/070k2 - 21890k213/1/060k33k
Captain's LegionElven Union1820k354/0/070k5 - 11700k150/0/160k35k
Star Trek The Next GenerationNurgle1910k211/0/170k3 - 11980k161/1/320k32k
Sqadison MuareChaos Chosen1670k162/0/140k1 - 21810k171/2/070k33k
PenatLizardmen1760k174/0/020k1 - 21810k171/1/160k37k
Walrusses of DoomNorse1680k242/1/160k3 - 11610k171/0/230k37k
Amsterdam RatsSkaven1880k142/0/040k1 - 22040k172/1/080k39k
GravelordsShambling Undead1840k130/0/060k2 - 11820k203/3/110k30k
Moon City MalcontentsSlann1580k130/2/020k1 - 21570k120/0/030k30k
Whydoi eventryDark Elf1850k397/0/160k4 - 21600k130/1/120k16k
Squished OutSkaven1680k110/0/170k1 - 21590k252/4/050k28k
Ztrani Tipi IIIOrc1620k315/2/070k3 - 01470k91/0/050k23k
Grimnir's SlayersDwarf1920k223/3/140k2 - 02180k80/1/050k38k
free killsLizardmen2000k407/2/160k4 - 11800k100/0/050k27k
Orchi puzzoni 2Orc2030k245/1/140k2 - 11700k182/1/130k28k
I Like Purple ChestsHigh Elf1990k222/0/120k3 - 42050k240/0/150k33k
Shures de MontgóChaos Dwarf1860k130/0/080k2 - 11780k101/0/030k30k
SSSneak_it_babyLizardmen1730k274/2/060k3 - 01650k120/2/040k22k
Fester FamiliyOrc1640k140/2/040k1 - 11650k122/0/150k35k
Brains to the wallNecromantic Horror1630k180/1/060k3 - 11700k122/0/020k35k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead1730k90/0/040k1 - 11840k142/1/160k35k
Lounge LizardsssLizardmen1660k222/3/080k2 - 11680k140/1/240k25k
Toukola OrcsOrc1620k384/3/190k4 - 01460k51/0/050k28k
Lalitpur UnitedHuman1760k130/1/060k1 - 31740k244/1/080k39k
Gru's MinionsOrc1670k162/0/040k2 - 01720k162/3/060k34k
Denver DarknessDark Elf1760k283/2/060k3 - 01690k80/0/010k35k
Valleys DestroyersWood Elf1850k273/2/170k3 - 11730k141/0/140k36k
SchlumpenNurgle1880k141/1/050k1 - 11790k175/0/050k31k
Cold Blood and Cold SteelersDark Elf1870k260/0/160k5 - 01710k144/0/230k31k
CromanyistesHuman1730k274/0/050k4 - 01540k111/0/040k37k
Dead And Dead AgainShambling Undead1610k194/0/040k2 - 11570k162/1/120k32k
Órdago a chicaDwarf1710k90/0/070k1 - 01720k71/0/040k32k
Super XXXSkaven1650k100/0/050k1 - 31530k223/1/150k43k
RevelveWood Elf1420k70/1/130k0 - 31410k170/1/030k32k
Team VikingNorse1350k170/0/080k3 - 11300k111/0/040k35k
Averlorn LoremastersHigh Elf1680k182/1/030k2 - 11740k121/0/060k35k
Horned HorrosChaos Chosen1720k182/1/180k2 - 01700k111/1/060k20k
Estrella Roja BBTHuman1710k111/0/080k1 - 01630k131/3/160k36k
Elves Will Be ElvesElven Union1290k141/0/080k2 - 11440k100/0/040k32k
F C KøbenhavnOrc1760k130/1/070k1 - 11840k143/1/030k38k
F.C MonkeysDark Elf1750k132/0/060k1 - 11640k181/0/350k32k
Never Date Before First BiteVampire1770k173/0/070k2 - 01810k113/2/050k36k