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Following the great war, the congregation at the Temple of the Horned Rat was decimated. Many faithful worshippers had been killed in the conscription armies, and the remaining Skaven population of the Southern Waste Lands had turned their back on religion. Church Tithes were down, Attendances to mass were down, and the Temple was dying. The Brethren's Council Of Elders hatched a desperate plan, to include Blood Bowl games as a part of the Worship Ceremony. Perhaps success on the field would attract more youth to hear the message? Maybe some stars would convert to Horned Ratholicism in order to join the team, and create the publicity the Church needed. Or perhaps the only good thing to come of it would be the death of Azock, a grumpy cheapskate from the congregation who had been persuaded to make up the numbers when he failed to tithe enough to cover the cost of outfitting a player. As far as the council was concerned, there were no downsides. <font color="red"><b><big>Brethren of The Horned Rat Because in the Southen Waste Lands Blood Bowl Is a religion!</big></b></font> <div><span><input type="button" value="Season 1" onclick="if (this.value == 'Season 1') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'HIDE TEXT'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Season 1';}"></span><span><div class="alt2" ><span ><br><b>Season XXXX</b> We Fink Wer Orks Conference In their first season, the Brethren suprised everybody, including themselves. A loss first up against eventual league winners Bendouin Falcons, was followed by a 6 game undefeated streak which saw them finish runner up, and win promotion to the premier division as a wildcard. All the original players survived, including the obnoxious Azock, with a 2 specialist throwers undergoing the conversion rites to join the team. Attendance to Mass was up, and plans were afoot to enlarge the temple to accomidate new worshippers. The council's gamble was paying off...</b></div><br />

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Bedouin Falcons	Dwarf	1000k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	990k	11	0/0/0	60k	13k
Far Coast Forestals	Wood Elf	1050k	26	1/1/0	40k	5 - 1	1000k	9	0/0/0	30k	13k
Blackwater Sting	Dark Elf	1100k	29	1/2/1	70k	4 - 1	1050k	12	1/0/0	20k	20k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	1310k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	950k	13	2/1/0	80k	27k
Chaos All Sorts	Chaos Renegade	1350k	17	0/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1360k	12	1/0/1	50k	26k
Nemaha Manic Husks	Nurgle	1490k	20	0/1/0	40k	4 - 0	1260k	8	1/0/0	50k	21k
Hatted Heroes	Chaos Dwarf	1520k	15	0/0/0	30k	3 - 1	1060k	13	2/1/0	50k	25k
Woodies Double Inc	Elven Union	1510k	29	1/2/1	70k	4 - 3	1480k	18	0/0/0	70k	23k
Wonga Wonga Whalekillers	Norse	1660k	11	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1280k	17	3/0/0	70k	29k
Fire and Anger	Necromantic Horror	1680k	15	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1390k	14	3/1/0	30k	19k
Vanisburgh Vipers	Dark Elf	1780k	26	2/0/0	70k	4 - 4	1510k	22	1/0/0	70k	31k
High Street Dandies	High Elf	1940k	19	2/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1670k	17	0/0/0	70k	25k
Bedouin Falcons	Dwarf	2010k	10	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1630k	20	3/2/0	20k	29k
Mort Volente	Chaos Chosen	1830k	13	1/0/0	30k	1 - 4	1710k	29	1/5/0	60k	33k
Fire and Anger	Necromantic Horror	1520k	18	0/0/0	60k	3 - 2	1680k	15	1/1/0	30k	33k
Intoxicated Mayhem	Orc	2000k	20	1/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1960k	20	3/0/1	20k	31k
Mort Volente	Chaos Chosen	2010k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1970k	16	2/0/1	70k	28k
Financial Meltdown	Chaos Renegade	1980k	23	0/1/0	80k	4 - 1	1310k	10	2/0/1	20k	28k
We are Ninjah	Human	2000k	22	0/2/0	60k	3 - 1	1800k	18	1/2/0	60k	27k
Vanisburgh Vipers	Dark Elf	1950k	15	0/0/0	70k	2 - 3	1720k	25	2/0/0	60k	34k
Tribute to Alan Parsons	Slann	2090k	22	1/1/1	70k	3 - 1	1470k	12	2/1/0	30k	32k