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My first semi-succesfull FUMBBL team. Created at about the time i joined. I like to play defense with them, i could never really get the offense part working. The following are my thoughts about the team. 240804 - Today i made a hard decision whick i had been putting out for too long. I retired Lightning Jack, my first oneturner in Bloodbowl. He had no injuries, but his presence made it very hard for the team to get games. So he had to be sacrificed for the good of the many. 100904 - first game AJ (After Jack). Played coach Wismerhill´s DE. a good match. Unfortunately a GR was crowdpushed to death and an unimportant lino suffered a niggle. Oh well.. gotta keep moving. 111004 - a couple of more games under the belt. But the team still finds it hard to get games. Was recently turned down by Dwarfs, High Elfs and Humans. I think it might be Schwooosch that causes the problem. Gotta think about that.... 091104 - The problem about Schwoossch solved itself today by the hands of a dirty player coached by ChrelleP. Fouled to death, apoth fails. The only way to go for the last oneturner i´ll ever build. Schwooosch, you will not be missed. 011204 - Looking good and healthy. When i get the time i´ll take on some of those irritating members of the Pest Control and give them some furry love. Btw come to think of it this is the only team i´ve had that has ever suffered two misclicks regarding skill choices. Guard on a double on a GR and HMP(!) on my Thrower. 071204 - Got severely outbashed today...by wood elfs. I couldn´t break armor and combined with a blind ref he fouled my rat ogre to a niggling after killing (apo) Montgomery. No other permanent damages though and we decided to let Thorrog go...who needs big guys anyway..? 080105 - Today I have made the decision of once again employing a punchbag, aka a Rat Ogre. I´m not sure i need it but with the team looking fit and healthy and some cash to spare i´m gonna try it out...he´s gonna be linefodder though. I allready have a blitzing big guy, Montgomery II. 130105 - Again a severe bashing, this time by pro elfs, coached by Sixfootdwarf. Was a crazy game, with snakeeyes galore etc., but all kept in a friendly and competitive spirit. I was outcassed 0-7 despite the fact that my opponent didn´t hav a single cas-inducing skill, and i do have some MB and claw on my team, allthough not much i admit. The game was a classic, even ending up with double injury time, making it an exciting end. Drawed the game 3-3. Oh yeah and i used the money i was going to spend on a new RO on a rerolls instead..don´t know why though. 140105 - Once again we are down to 11 players after our 50th games with this team. We need more linerats bad, but they seem to die all the time, which is kinda making it hard to skill them. We also need a RO. And some more money. And FF. But apart than that, we´re good. 060205 - After purchasing two fresh linefodderrats we thought we were fairly ok, now only lacking the RO. But alas, we faced some WE coached by Gumbo and they kicked the living daylights out of us. by the end of the first half we had 5 players laft and the rest either hurtor in th KO box. But they all came back and performed a brilliant 2. half, winning us the game 3-2. Once again Churchill was killed but the apo saved that one, but the linerat Fodder´s debut ended without him even doing anything as my opponents tree took him. Fun game with some crazy dice. 010305 - Decided to try to qualify for the Ulthuan Invitational with this team a few days ago...facing chaos, chaos and more chaos. A total of 12 fouls were committed by my opponent in the finals and i lost 120 pts. of ts. Remarkably, no key players (sv´s or throwers) were hurt but i lost 2 GR´s and a shitload of linemen. Took a severe beating in that game. Oh well...we will recover once more... 040405 - played vs. Elfs today..a very exciting game that i barely won 2-1. loads of BH on both sides but only 1 permanent injury..and that was on my opponents team. And Churchill got his skill roll @ 76..and rolled +st. sweeeeet. they make a nice pair those two sv´s. only 70 k short of a RO and a virtually injuryfree roster. This might be the strongest they´ve ever been....looking good. 170405 - a couple of more games played vs. Elf and vs. Ogre. Both games were smashfests and Montgomery II was niggled by a late foul. So....what to do? st5 players don´t come often. But well, he was eventually fired and i took the loss of one of my greatest players ever like a man. Or so i hope. The game after Nassty finally crosses the 126 spp line and of course earns a niggle from the ageing roll. So as soon as i get the money to replace him (steady FF decreases makes it hard) he´s out as well...and that makes Churchill the only player with star potential left. Oh well.. we WILL rebuild a great team from the ashes.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Scary DE	Dark Elf	1000k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1000k	11	0/0/0	70k	52k
Viribus unitis	Norse	1090k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 3	1150k	22	2/0/0	70k	50k
Rambler rats	Skaven	1180k	21	2/1/0	60k	3 - 2	1380k	18	1/1/0	20k	30k
Porrada Neles	Dwarf	1280k	14	0/0/1	70k	2 - 2	1200k	15	1/0/1	60k	48k
Lusty Lizards	Lizardmen	1280k	25	1/0/0	30k	5 - 1	1280k	10	0/0/1	50k	17k
Angry Brutes	Orc	1350k	12	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1310k	19	2/1/0	60k	56k
Necrospasms	Necromantic	1410k	12	0/0/0	50k	1 - 4	1380k	37	5/0/4	60k	52k
Moria Mighty Dwarfs	Dwarf	1230k	17	1/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1380k	5	0/0/0	10k	37k
No Milk Today	Dwarf	1310k	14	0/0/1	30k	2 - 1	1380k	8	0/0/0	60k	34k
Silverbacks	Human	1380k	17	0/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1400k	14	1/3/0	60k	53k
Long Dong Wong	Chaos Dwarf	1460k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1500k	20	2/2/1	30k	40k
Nordic Newts	Norse	1430k	15	0/0/1	60k	2 - 2	1430k	21	1/1/2	40k	56k
Blodge City	Amazon	1460k	23	1/2/0	30k	4 - 3	1270k	25	2/2/1	30k	41k
Bringers of the Apocalypse	Nurgle	1450k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1440k	14	0/1/0	50k	31k
Men With A Harmonica	Norse	1440k	15	1/1/1	50k	1 - 2	1340k	17	0/2/0	50k	44k
Children of the Damned	Chaos	1520k	32	1/3/0	50k	6 - 0	1500k	6	0/0/0	70k	52k
For The Love Of	Lizardmen	1630k	18	2/1/0	110k	2 - 1	1740k	17	2/2/0	0k	36k
Phoenix Reborn	Wood Elf	1700k	39	2/2/1	50k	6 - 5	1800k	30	0/1/0	20k	55k
Sisss	Lizardmen	1750k	18	1/1/1	50k	2 - 2	1610k	21	2/2/1	70k	66k
Cph. Flying Circus	Wood Elf	1650k	23	3/1/0	40k	3 - 1	1800k	14	0/0/1	40k	54k
Hagrims Head Splitters	Chaos Dwarf	1700k	17	1/0/0	30k	3 - 0	1790k	13	1/1/1	60k	61k
Bloodroses	Amazon	1520k	24	1/0/0	70k	4 - 1	1420k	8	0/0/0	40k	68k
Athletic Club	Undead	1650k	17	0/0/1	40k	2 - 1	1690k	19	1/2/2	40k	61k
Caballeros de las Sombras	Dark Elf	1590k	22	0/1/0	60k	4 - 2	1720k	13	0/0/0	40k	49k
verdi e incazzati	Orc	1710k	22	0/0/1	30k	4 - 1	1790k	12	1/0/1	40k	69k
Happy family	Human	1690k	25	0/1/1	60k	4 - 3	1700k	26	4/1/1	40k	60k
Neworc Giants	Orc	1760k	14	0/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1800k	7	0/0/0	10k	74k
Liquid Tension Experiment	Skaven	1870k	12	0/1/0	20k	2 - 1	2200k	6	1/0/0	0k	59k
Wood Elves	Wood Elf	1920k	25	2/2/0	110k	3 - 2	2190k	8	0/0/0	0k	109k
Anura	Wood Elf	2030k	29	1/0/0	0k	4 - 5	1910k	31	1/0/0	40k	78k
Garden of Flowers	Elf	2080k	23	0/0/2	40k	4 - 2	1990k	19	0/0/1	70k	82k
Die Zusammenkunft	High Elf	2160k	44	2/3/1	40k	7 - 5	2250k	31	3/0/0	30k	75k
Angelic Assassins	Dark Elf	1970k	17	0/0/0	90k	3 - 2	2000k	21	0/2/1	60k	104k
Golden Lions of Lannister	Human	1920k	15	1/0/1	90k	2 - 1	2140k	18	2/1/1	30k	98k
Arbour Archers	Wood Elf	1960k	23	0/0/1	70k	3 - 1	2030k	12	0/0/1	0k	80k
Tenebra	Necromantic	2000k	23	1/2/0	80k	3 - 1	2010k	11	1/0/0	60k	120k
Det e' spaaas	Orc	2130k	23	2/0/0	20k	3 - 4	2130k	21	0/1/0	20k	85k
Reikland Raptors	Lizardmen	2200k	23	3/2/0	50k	2 - 1	2100k	16	1/2/1	40k	112k
Revengers Of None	Human	2240k	15	0/0/0	20k	2 - 3	2250k	23	3/1/0	60k	101k
Rats II	Skaven	2290k	16	1/0/0	50k	2 - 3	2230k	25	4/0/1	90k	123k
Dudes to BloodThirster	Chaos	2140k	17	2/1/0	60k	2 - 0	2100k	15	2/2/0	50k	72k
Morglum Marauders	Orc	2200k	13	0/0/0	20k	1 - 1	2150k	16	1/1/1	50k	92k
Gentle Forestdwellers	Wood Elf	2170k	27	0/2/0	40k	4 - 3	2070k	21	0/0/0	10k	80k
Don't get Mad - Get even	Wood Elf	2270k	24	0/1/0	40k	4 - 2	2260k	22	2/2/1	40k	103k
Da Big Stompaz	Orc	2100k	23	0/1/1	40k	4 - 0	2100k	9	1/0/1	10k	94k
Klingons	Chaos	2180k	21	1/2/0	40k	3 - 2	2240k	21	2/2/1	30k	104k
Rat Rage	Skaven	2260k	23	1/1/2	60k	3 - 4	2330k	30	3/1/0	50k	103k
Soulrats	Skaven	2380k	9	2/0/0	0k	1 - 2	2410k	16	1/1/0	60k	98k
Bilbali Nomads	Elf	2390k	17	0/0/0	20k	3 - 3	2560k	28	4/1/1	30k	91k
Assyrian Deities	Chaos Dwarf	2300k	27	1/0/0	40k	4 - 1	2320k	14	1/1/1	50k	90k
Freak Circus	Chaos	2250k	17	1/0/0	70k	3 - 2	2250k	18	1/1/1	20k	86k
Dodge Ball	Wood Elf	2370k	21	2/1/0	20k	3 - 2	2390k	22	1/2/2	50k	85k
Anaisli Astendari	Wood Elf	2370k	28	1/2/1	50k	4 - 3	2350k	20	1/0/0	70k	126k
Lahmian Lacerators	Vampire	2490k	27	1/0/0	30k	5 - 0	1550k	9	1/0/1	20k	70k
Khorne's Fanclub	Chaos Chosen	2580k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2840k	19	4/5/0	30k	135k
Madathar	Dark Elf	2210k	9	1/0/0	50k	0 - 5	2070k	28	0/1/0	70k	108k
Elendil's Second Stars	Wood Elf	2090k	24	0/1/1	40k	4 - 1	2170k	15	0/1/0	40k	104k
Gay Liners	Dark Elf	2170k	26	3/0/0	50k	4 - 3	2140k	22	0/0/0	40k	75k
Feelgood Firewalkers	Orc	2290k	21	2/0/0	20k	3 - 1	2480k	14	2/1/0	10k	116k
Madathar	Dark Elf	2360k	17	0/1/1	20k	2 - 1	2390k	12	0/1/0	40k	107k
Backside Stabbers	Elf	2410k	17	4/2/0	60k	2 - 1	2620k	15	3/0/1	10k	129k
ConeHeads	High Elf	2520k	23	1/1/0	30k	4 - 2	2560k	20	3/1/2	30k	106k
Stonecold Biggins	Ogre	2260k	25	3/0/0	30k	3 - 2	2190k	22	3/2/1	30k	122k
Broken Headstone	Undead	2340k	19	0/1/0	10k	3 - 3	2230k	18	0/0/0	50k	78k
Loony Toons	Orc	2380k	16	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	2180k	8	0/1/0	20k	89k
Treeworld residents	Wood Elf	2470k	21	1/0/1	60k	3 - 3	2370k	30	2/0/2	60k	122k
Full Berserker Inside	Norse	2520k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2370k	25	1/3/2	40k	120k
beware of dogs	Necromantic	2500k	22	1/2/0	60k	3 - 3	1920k	21	1/1/1	80k	128k
Agincourt	Dark Elf	2610k	13	1/0/0	20k	2 - 2	2550k	27	2/3/1	50k	137k