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White Lightning
The elf sat slumped against the almost derelict building on the corner of Teclis Square, the fading gems around the doorway not fit to adorn a crazy old spinster and the golden door barely reflecting enough to allow a self-respecting elf to redo his hair in it. A couple walked nearby.
"Spare some change?" he coughed. But they sped away into the dusk.
Dusk... the shelter would be open soon, and he could finally get some more food. While he waited the last hour he drifted away to his glory days, during the 80′s when he and his team-mates were legends on the astrogranite, before the richer elves had taken over the sport and consigned the likes of him to the scrapheap...

The White Lightning Shelter, in the high elf city of Lothern, had been set up to give former bloodbowl players somewhere to stay and eat – mostly to keep them off the streets away from proper civilized elves. Run from a few spare coins donated by several local business-elves, the 5 storey former palace was still run-down compared to its surrounding buildings, but it was a place to stay.

He was sat in a dark corner apart from the others – such was always the way for a thrower. The door opened and one of the volunteers – an enormous apron covering his fine clothes against food stains and lower class elves – walked through, followed by a dishevelled bearded human. The volunteer started speaking to the homeless elves as the man began eyeing up a mouldy crust of bread that a cleaner had missed.
"This human arrived on our shores this morning, claiming to be a renowned bloodbowl coach. And wanting a job." He paused, watching the elves around him suddenly take an interest. "Of course, the high elf teams around here don’t need coaching – and certainly not from a human." He practically sneered the last part. "We looked into his claims, and found that he had been a coach, running several teams of lesser races... though not particularly well. But then we thought, why not start a team from the vagrant elves down at the shelter?"

There was a mad scramble as the homeless elves rushed forwards, trying to get themselves to the front of the room. A melee ensued as they starting blocking each other off, chunks of bread were thrown around – and caught particularly well – and a couple of elves even resorted to stamping on their prone fellows.

The human smiled as he mopped up some spilt soup with the mouldy bread, before picking crumbs from his beard and slipping them between his teeth. This was good - these guys were virtually practising in front of him. The next season was going to be easy. If he could keep them all in one piece, he added to himself, watching an elf trip over his ragged shoes and break his arm on the hard floor.

Did you know?
The team's first ever game was coach jamesfarrell129 300th ever bloodbowl match (in all formats), and 50th game on FUMBBL. It was also his 50th game coaching elves. And in a bizarre twist of coincidence, they were a mere 4 touchdowns off getting the coach's 50th draw...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Wrestle, Dodge, +MA, Strip Ball
  18 7 12 2 0 1 52/76 190k
(100+90)k
 
2
Catcher
8 3 5 6
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Wrestle, +AG, Dodge, Leap
-av 21 7 7 0 2 8 72/76 200k
(100+100)k
 
3
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Wrestle
  10 3 3 0 0 1 17/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
4
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
  3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Diving Tackle
n 20 4 4 0 5 1 31/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, +MA
  21 1 6 0 5 3 44/51 180k
(110+70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 4 6
Block, Dodge
-ma, -av 19 1 2 0 4 1 20/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
  12 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: jamesfarrell129 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (10/3/9) |TD Diff:1 (38 - 37) |Cas Diff:-59 (11/7/4 - 46/27/8)
Last Opponent: Collegium MnT

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Pettaland FjordNorse1000k70/0/050k0 - 41000k211/1/060k14k
HolzblutWood Elf1010k212/0/070k3 - 21010k151/0/020k12k
TEAM lpm2Human1080k160/1/050k2 - 11120k110/0/140k21k
Hammerin' half-heightsDwarf1150k90/0/070k1 - 11100k142/1/020k26k
Sawbones and QuacksDark Elf1160k312/1/060k4 - 21130k190/0/140k20k
Mutation XChaos Chosen1250k130/0/030k2 - 11320k192/2/140k18k
Thunder JarheadsOgre1070k221/1/170k3 - 01920k174/2/080k22k
KNETomb Kings1290k200/2/010k2 - 31860k284/3/020k24k
CazzutelfiWood Elf1240k122/0/020k0 - 41190k260/2/030k29k
[FTBG]Underworld ProjectUnderworld Denizens1330k121/1/040k1 - 01370k112/1/020k30k
Jumbo Franks and Weenies BBLOgre1380k281/1/190k5 - 0890k111/2/020k21k
Red Shirts in the BoxHuman1410k60/0/050k0 - 31430k304/4/070k25k
Conan's Chaotic CreepersUnderworld Denizens1410k160/0/130k2 - 11510k161/2/260k23k
HighARR ElvesHigh Elf1390k80/0/020k0 - 21590k242/2/060k32k
Tappi InfamiChaos Dwarf1500k230/0/060k4 - 11430k142/1/020k28k
In It For The HoneysChaos Dwarf1510k80/0/040k1 - 21880k172/1/150k31k
Team Skurk Lizardmen1500k80/0/040k1 - 11530k152/0/080k24k
UbriakiOrc1540k90/0/040k1 - 21480k226/0/050k33k
Claws from the deepUnderworld Denizens1440k141/0/070k2 - 21400k223/0/180k28k
Bali's JourneySkaven1600k151/0/060k2 - 31600k202/0/040k32k
League of (almost) LegendsNurgle1680k170/0/160k2 - 01670k171/3/070k23k
Collegium MnTOrc1580k60/0/070k0 - 21600k224/0/170k36k