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FUMBBL HAIKU'S

From the halls of the arrogant princes of the 'Fey territory come the lads of Feire 'y Seine (Beauty and Unity) Football Club. Characterized by their rivals as a bunch of rich prima donnas, the boys can still score goals when the time is right. They have black and red silk for their kit along with burnished black steel light armor. They don't field "big boys" because of a strong contempt for less intelligent races. Their self-professed leader, Wagwynyll the Accurate, despises how many "inferior" teams are out there. "Sniff. Filthy things. Goblins, zombies. I'm glad I'm glad I'm behind the line so I don't have to taint my hands with their kind. I feel sorry for the linemen, touching those filthy brutes. I prefer throwing a touchdown pass to win the game and then having a quiet glass of wine. The Blood Bowl life is not for me-- I would prefer to stay home with my roses and sculpture-- but the fans clamor for just one more touchdown. And who am I to disappoint the fans?" Longtime rival, Gary the Gobbo had this to say, "Long blonde hair. Roses and silk. I don't know whether to crush 'em or kiss 'em! Elves ain't got no place on the Blood Bowl pitch." Other critics complain that they execute irrelevant passes just to earn the crowds applause and cheers. No graffiti or Bloodweiser in the FYS terraces, the FYS fans can seem a little haughty reciting epic poems and drinking moonwine. Love 'em or hate 'em, their aggressive passing and running style keep the fans satisfied and the coffers full.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Serious Slingers	Halfling	1000k	18	3/1/0	20k	1 - 2	980k	13	1/0/0	60k	16k
Gobberlobbers	Goblin	1000k	24	2/1/1	70k	2 - 1	950k	8	0/0/0	60k	14k
Rat-Tasticles III	Skaven	1140k	13	0/0/0	50k	2 - 3	1170k	20	3/0/0	60k	17k
Better Intentions	Dark Elf	1210k	9	1/0/0	70k	0 - 3	1320k	15	0/0/0	60k	19k
Valkyrie Vice	Norse	1230k	20	5/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1230k	10	1/0/0	80k	12k
Bloodmaw Diceotopes	Ogre	1260k	12	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1310k	12	2/0/0	50k	16k
Kermets	Tomb Kings	1290k	14	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1130k	20	2/3/2	40k	17k
Ripped Fire	Chaos Renegade	1170k	11	0/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1350k	22	3/1/0	80k	27k
Baltimore Graven	Shambling Undead	1330k	8	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1320k	15	0/2/0	40k	18k
Black Pond Rebels	Slann	1200k	14	0/2/0	60k	1 - 0	1110k	9	3/0/0	30k	14k
Bat n Scat	Skaven	1440k	22	3/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1380k	12	1/0/1	40k	21k
Regid Chain	Dwarf	1490k	9	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1470k	13	1/0/0	50k	25k
Ze Flamin' Piles	Nurgle	1300k	10	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1200k	14	2/1/1	50k	16k
Downton Orcs	Orc	1350k	9	0/2/0	20k	0 - 1	1600k	14	2/1/0	40k	29k
SupraFera Raiders	Orc	1440k	10	0/1/1	20k	0 - 2	1430k	15	0/2/0	60k	27k
Malal's Malanthropes	Chaos Chosen	1390k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1480k	15	3/0/0	80k	25k
Space Munchkins of Doom	Chaos Dwarf	1570k	19	1/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1720k	21	4/1/0	50k	25k
Left My Heart In San Francisco	Halfling	1560k	14	2/0/0	20k	1 - 0	1950k	7	0/1/1	80k	24k
Varkaz Erben	Chaos Chosen	1580k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 0	1440k	9	2/0/0	50k	26k
Redmond Rowdiez	Dwarf	1790k	16	0/0/0	20k	3 - 0	1760k	19	5/2/0	70k	31k
Crystalspire Archers	High Elf	1600k	18	0/1/0	50k	3 - 0	1520k	9	0/1/0	60k	30k
arrastra0s	Chaos Chosen	1750k	8	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1510k	13	2/1/0	60k	28k
Left My Heart In San Francisco	Halfling	1470k	14	2/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1450k	11	1/0/0	70k	27k
Burning Nhus	Tomb Kings	1660k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1570k	16	3/0/0	60k	29k
Nickellbacks	Norse	1770k	9	1/0/0	50k	0 - 3	2080k	17	1/0/0	60k	32k
Angry Newscasters	Tomb Kings	1790k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 0	2040k	19	6/3/2	40k	28k
Nosy Nosferatu	Vampire	1410k	8	0/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1770k	12	0/0/0	30k	25k
Public Shame	Halfling	1670k	13	2/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1390k	12	1/1/0	70k	27k
Left My Heart In San Francisco	Halfling	1510k	12	2/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1770k	14	0/0/0	60k	27k
Lizards in Top Hats	Lizardmen	1740k	11	0/1/0	70k	1 - 2	1630k	19	3/1/0	60k	28k
These Girls Hit Back	Amazon	1540k	8	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1340k	16	1/1/0	30k	26k